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:furious3: He's not like you

I have a heart for a man who doesn't LEAVE ME! And for saying that, I will quote the famous all-mighty LL Cool J, "Momma Said Knock You Out"

hmm...weird

SIGNED BY THE PRESIDENT so it must be true ;) And Obama owns you. Bye dear! :D

Which is illegal here in the States.

*twitch twitch*

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Because we're talking about YOU. THIS. AND THIS. Dude, you can go to another part of the world and buy a bunch of girls as slaves for a sack of potatoes. But this is America and we have laws. Chris is 6'2" and he will straighten your little pervy a** in to shape. NOW PICK ONE WIFE AND MAKE SURE IT ISN'T ME! :veryangry2:

Man-ho! First you marry me, then you dump me & you marry Ivet & ignore her & sleep with Alina & tell her the two of you are married? Well Chris is MY man now, and he'll be a better man then you'll eveeeer be. Plus he's not fat like you.

Man-ho! First you marry me, then you dump me & you marry Ivet & ignore her & sleep with Alina & tell her the two of you are married? Well Chris is MY man now, and he'll be a better man then you'll eveeeer be. Plus he's not fat like you.

Aww. *gives Julie a hug* @Eric: And THEN you sleep with her? :wacky: @Alina: Hahahaha.

WHAT THE F***! HOW?! HE MUST'VE KARATE-CHOPPED YOUR A** BEFORE YOU LAID A HAND ON HIM! :disappointed:

:rolleyes: I win! :)

Gee like I didn't hear that enough on MSN LKY OMG OMG PPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNSSSSS ONE! I MEAN WON! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYA OMGOGKMOGGMOGMG WHOOOOOOO ALINAJIGGLEPUFFTOMATOSAUSAGECRABI'MBOREDSOIMAKEMYUSERNAMELONGSOHOWWASYOURDAY? - PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNSSSSSSS KICKED AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS >_> I'm guessing you slept with Eric? No? Umm...you killed Chuck Norris? TELL ME WOMAN!

@Eric: What? :\ @Alina: Have sex with a 800 pound man? Nty. :shame:

Eww. :sick: I'm still married, my name is Diana Martin. :)

^ :lol: Eww Alina slept w/ a 800 pound man :( FAIL. :bigcry:

Bye Mishelle! :hug: @Eric: I don't get your metaphors :disappointed: @Alina: What?

Stop making me feel guilty... >_>

But then I'll be stealing your identity Eric! Sorry, I'm just mean today. :lol:

:sneaky::whip: I'm on Omegle talking to this guy who is cursing me and saying I will burn in hell in 3 days...:uhoh:

:whip:

:D

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: . Stranger: .. You: I GET HIGH ON PEPTO BISMOL Stranger: wha You: YES Stranger: c=======3 You: >_> THAT MUST BE ACTUAL SIZE Stranger: it is Stranger: scaled though You: OH OK IT'S SMALLER Stranger: >.> You: :] Stranger: I HAVE BIG PENIS! You: ARE YOU SURE YOUR NOT A WOMAN You: OR ARE YOU BLIND Stranger: eh Your conversational partner has disconnected. :lol: