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Luka Modric

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  1. That depends what I am holding my breath for, if I am holding it during DEEP SEA SWIM RACE I obtain less than perhaps SIX OF THE MINUTES of breath inside but if I am CONSUMING THE FELINE I can hold this breath for MANY DAYS
  2. HA HA HA Third eye you are SILLY WHITE MAN there are only two eyes you know HA
  3. I have made DOMESTIC ABUSE of this spouse of mine many many times this must be a SPECIAL OCCASION to obtain for I feel she has wronged me verily
  4. Oh yes HELLO Julies, you tell me who this pre-pubescent boy, why he does think my WRITINGS of the Internet too by length so that it must not read them? You do possibly have a word PRETENTIOUS A LITTLE BOY and see if we you can have a talk him in reading it? I am very desperate for the consultation SMELLY OF PALE VIRGIN as it you it knows HA HA HA But how is your Julie, Julies? Are you still obtaining love of the COLD GAME as much as I recalled?
  5. What is this you are one very serious feline but you must understand that I it writes with these VERY LARGE LETTERS in order to make so that TOM YORK from the head of the radio NOT OF SEXUAL. Why you think it thus amazingly to me! His EYE IS DISABLED you know
  6. MARTIN you are so skinny now you make me feel as to obtain VOMIT I have made say this before, his SKINNY WIFE is the very worst influence on the music of the COLD GAME, she is like THE YOKO ONO of COLD GAME and Martin is like the PHIL COLLINS from PHIL COLLINS BAND.
  7. You are posting pictures of SEXUAL TOM YORK from THE FACE OF THE RADIO? But he is not sexual at all, his eye is DISABLED you know, and his music is PRETENTIOUS.
  8. The I never wanted another child, I already have 7 children and each time new child was originated I it must kill elderly relative proper to increasing [otsutsviyu] of food. How we to manage ANOTHER CHILD when we already poor and starving people? Husband speaks " YOU WILL OBTAIN RID of the Internet, WE WILL PURCHASE MORE THAN FOOD" but I do say NO, the Internet VERY IMPORTANT and I must rather have my children TO STARVE than be incapable to have a talk about Martin on the Internet, you know.
  9. You use INTERNET ACRONYM that say "THIS IS TOO LENGTHY, I MUST NOT HAVE READ?!?!?" You do not realise WHICH I AM?!?!? luckily you do not read one way or another anyway, in proportion to this matter, as it is VERY VERY adult and are included SEXUAL BEHAVIOR, and you look by such young that you possibly not even REACHED ORGASM BEFORE, and if you have you have only reached a PRIVATE ORGASM. DO NOT LIE TO ME
  10. I have by the largest crush on that small Swedish girl from the lethargic settlement which it bears pink it spends entire day with the marionettes, it as my personal Of lolita and in order to make TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE things to its sweet and dense sexual organs the I length, DENSE as if they ARE FRESH AND NEW and WRAPPED UP, it is never used! You know who I am meaning, girl with pink hair and dress from childrens television show lethargic settlement? She makes me so FIRE
  11. Oh to [zdravstvulte]! again my comrades I returned from the exile because I I desperately search for the consultation of your INTELLECTUAL ELITE. The country of mine we LACK INTELLECTUALS because of the purge by the scavenging of government in 1981 therefore I I constrain myself to use the Internet, and it must ask here in proportion to COLD GAME one of the very a few places NOT THEY ARE CENSORED. You see my wife has about it is very pregnant, and [et] suddenly causes to me very much uneasiness because I it had a operation on my genitalia, which made to be convinced that I could ever not be pregnant in my pants again. Now it is my wife pregnant and I know that pregnancy not from my pants. How I, it is which necessary to go near to discuss this matter? Must I say "WIFE, this is VERY NEGATIVE, you have let FOOLISH MAN put his GENITALS inside you and make baby inside the stomach!", for you must see she does NOT KNOW of my operation which has rendered my pants without pregnancy! She thinks I still fully act as men, also, with my maturity. But in REAL TRUTH my sperm is HUNGRY AND POOR and cannot MAKE ITSELF KNOWN to any woman of substance, it can only cause MESS it can never CREATE THE LIFE. Must I use tact with this? How do I discuss with my wife? I know she is the CHEATING of THE DOG but I do not wish her to EXIT me. :cry:
  12. I still think that Gwyneth GETTING EMACIATED DOG and possibly Martin was so much happy if he was not fastened to this film star and instead of it did not focus all its energies on build new albums for the cold game…, then I am very perception you know. I have belief that Gwyneth is extreme influence of NEGATIVE on the popular American band COLD GAME. I think "How can Martin make LOVE on the face of this woman, so SKINNY is she, he must feel as though he have sexual for the STARVED AND IMPOVERISHED"
  13. Is a semite-American with the VERY LARGEST chip on top of shoulder!
  14. In no way I saw never this woman earlier in my entire life, if I had I would' ve it recognised by its length of its bosoms.
  15. I kid with completely the conversation of bosoms however, in my country - as there are many countries - bosom even it is not very sexual to us! In actuality in my country more longer the bosom best and singularly very [dlinnie], it is the length of bosoms that is sexual to us! Yesterday on the public bicycle I saw woman with such lengthy bosoms I almost it yelled to her " SHOW ME" , only I didn' t because that would be tasteless.
  16. To celebrate the full with wonder national holiday of the celebrated today of National Nomadic Day I think it is time for another friendly game of THE CHRISTIAN BALE GAME! CHRISTIAN BALE
  17. Oh then maybe it has been that you are Julia who has the most INSUFFICENT BOSOM and I have confused you with Julia who has the VERY SUFFICENT BOSOM.
  18. You very much Julia, you as sexual and most beautiful in proportion to I do recall, that you will be? As I recall to think you when I I will have a talk COLDGAME I will find that to stop to have a talk about COLDGAME because your sufficient bosom distracted me from the songs of Martin :lol:
  19. I am very perception you know!
  20. Ah, now I am subject to the quality that has it sees that [grebeni] crest of daylight are established with more than 1000 posts per month! It this dirty [shlyukha] harlot of post, I must subject it in order to see if it does have [sEKSUALN], then - TRANSMITTED DISEASE IN THE REAL LIFE, I rights?
  21. Ah yes The Leona Lewises make very very worthy cover of the song of Snow Batallion called Flee which has such the inspiring of awe lyrics that make my weep. LIT NORTH LIT NORTH If you have a selection even if you cannot hear my voice of i' ll right besides you expensive such most beautiful the lyric poetry Of leona of Lewis, she such talented!
  22. This forum is oppressive to me you see, because of the unwealthy English
  23. Because of this forum site I am unable to render the spoilers of which you post, which has no VERY concern to me because they may concern the acting of AMERICAN SCREEN MYTH "The CHRISTIAN BALE"
  24. Perhaps I start of petition to stop the oppression of Balack OBama as he has already had his kindly invented of the CHRISTIAN BALE game deleted, and THEY ONLY EVER MAKE DELETE WHEN YAK IS WINNING

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