Everything posted by MrWick
- WHO AM I?
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I am not a dumb blond
Why do people think I'm gay? Is it the jazzercising? And I only married Drew so I could stay in the country!
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I SEE YOU LYING NEXT TO ME
Unless you're working while lying, I suggest you stand up.
- WHO AM I?
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I am not a dumb blond
Is this hair dresser... female? :charming:
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NO ONE CAN GUESS I AM EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For now. But don't let me catch you making any wrong moves, or your name will go from Johnson to Unemployed.
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EVERYTHING IN ITS RIGHT PLACE
Well, can you at least tell him to get his fat ass working? It's past my nap time.
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WHO AM I?
No, you're Johnson. Now get back to work, or I'll have to fire you again!
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CHRIS MARTIN AND THOM YORKE'S SEX TAPE
Can I have a copy?
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I am not a dumb blond
Zelda is working, like she should be.
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4th Coldplaying Alias day - Now collecting Aliases
Does this make you jealous, Johnson?
- WHO AM I?
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NO ONE CAN GUESS I AM EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have trained you well. Maybe firing you was the wrong thing to do, Johnson.
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I am not a dumb blond
I think that is a lie.
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EVERYTHING IN ITS RIGHT PLACE
If by 'it' you mean Carey, then I would like to know this as well.
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CHRIS MARTIN AND THOM YORKE'S SEX TAPE
Can I have a copy?
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I am not a dumb blond
:disappointed:
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I am not a dumb blond
That is me, yes. Do you find me... attractive? :charming:
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NO ONE CAN GUESS I AM EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, as long as you're working.
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THIS WILL BE ON MY SEX TAPE
Can I have a copy?
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I am not a dumb blond
Go away, Johnson, I am trying to pick up the ladies. :charming:
- LULZ
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I am not a dumb blond
Oh, you do modeling? Well... :charming: hello, Miss Hilton.
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4th Coldplaying Alias day - Now collecting Aliases
He's one smart cookie. He will not be fired. :)
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There's Alot Of Stupid Threads Being Made Today..........
My fired what?