Lost_in_square_one

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Okay, this one is Mafi's too, but she asked me to put it in the fanfic thread for her. A Day at the Coldplay's Jonny opens the door and gets in with a suitcase. " Hello everybody, I'm home!" " Oh hi darling. How was your day?" Guy said from the Bakery's kitchen. "Not that bad. Those goats were pretty tiresome again." Suddenly, Will comes running and jumps on Jonny. "Woof!" " Whoa! Calm down, Will. Honey, did you feed the dog today?" "Nah, but I fed the goldfish" Jonn looked at the fishbowl. "Hi there, Phil" Chris then entered the house "Hi daddy, hi mommy! I'm here!" "Hey Chrissy, how was school today?" "hmmm.. Math class was boring. But I got into the food fight at dinner." "Wanna go for a ride with me?" "Yay! Where will that be, dad?" "THe supermarket! And we bring the dog." Jeez, speak about a weird familyThought Will. Chris was jumping everywhere while Will mentally tapped his forehead and Phil swam in the aquarium. (Well, DUH.) "Now that I think of it, why don't we do a picnic in the supermarket!" "YEAH!" And in the supermarket... Chris: daddy, can we go to the toys section? Guy: Nah, the cosmetics section will be better Chris put the aquarium near his ear Chris: eh Phil? What did you say?... Phil want to go to the fish section. Ya know, all that fishy stuff, there. Jonny: hmm..it's a shame that there's not any goat section. What about the 'get rid of your family' section thought Will. Employee: BUt we have one! Really?Thought Will, with shiny eyes. John: you mean a Goat section? Employee: Why, yes! Will: Damn it. In the goat section... Guy: Honey, it's kinda stinky here. Jonn: Well, that's te magic of the goats! They all start eating on the ground Chris: Daddy! A goat wants my sandwich! Jon: Son, remember what I've always told you: 'The goats- Chris:are the most important. I know dad, but I'm hungry! Jonn: give the sandwich to the goat or there's no more TV for you. Chris: fine.:shifty: That is when he noticed that Phil is floating at the top of the aquarium. Chris: Phil? Are you alright? Guy: omg Jonn: the fish died Will: Crap, now it's gonna be the dog's fault. Chris: It's the dog's fault!

Okay, don't cry anymore, I'm here

soooooo what did I miss? NEBRASKA!

My mom doesn't want me to come in the forums anymore, so she blocked the computer with a stupid password. well, that's the official story. the truth is, I've been eaten by my hamster, so I had to eat it from the inside.:sick2:

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! found the password hi everybody. Did ya miss me?

hey, I love that whale!

good question, that is

mew

MWAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!

MINNESOTA!!!!!!!!

XYLOPHONE!

Alaska.

...and all the fishy stuff that comes with..

..and Coldplay chess (???)

When you play Coldplay-scrabble...

Hey Mafi , wanna get an iced cappuccino later?

yeah! me and my spoons would like to see that!

w-wait. Is that the band? Just to know...'coz I heard that their manager was a REAL mew(pronounced 'meow')

Mewmew mewmew mew mewmewmewmew mew mew mew mewmewmew...mew mew! (that means 'Hi')

hé, salut Bob Beaver, ça va?

Well, no. you become a goat from Massachusetts (???) (I'm tired of Minnesota)

Shut UP, Mafi ..and I`m certainly NOT you dear

:( :smug: :wink3: :cool: ;) :kiss: :laugh3: :lol: :\ :D :sneaky: :inquisitive: :embarassed: :veryangry2: :thinking: :P :) :dozey: :rolleyes: :o :angry: :cry: :shocked2: :stunned: :confused: Sorry, I felt like posting something idiot

now THAT`s interesting I wonder what look was on your father`s face