Link of Hyrule

I've defeated him 1203471932 times...surely he won't come back again.

NOT UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO DESTROY YOU.

Of course you can. :wink3:

I've been thinking...maybe, as aliases, we should try and help rather than destroy...like Al Gore...I see aliases like Mr. Wick trying to make a difference and employ aliases in these hard economic times, and I think, What are we doing to help?

If you look anything like the guy in your avatar, no.

THIS DAY SHOULD NOT BE AWKWARD AND UNCOMFORTABLE.

That's probably not a good idea. My sword might accidentally poke you.

Hey. None of that. There aren't very many barbers in Hyrule. Or any of the other places I magically end up.

WTF is a John? Is that anything like a Wallmaster? Those things scare the fuck out of me.

EVERYBODY GET NEXT TO ME.

Yes indeedy dandy. Some people accuse me of overcompensation. I accuse myself of awesomeness.

I SAW THAT EDIT

You're supposed to be next to me. So come over here, dammit.

I am the people's hero.

WITH WORDS I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SPEAK AWAKE AND UNAFRAID ASLEEP OR DEAD LINK FUCKING LOVES MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

Your tits look like the top view of ice cream sundaes.

Oh, God. I finally remember that show. Took me a while.

IS YOUR VAGINA NATURALLY CRUSTY?

THAT IS SUCH A CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT

IT IS 2, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF F.E.A.R. GAMES WHICH SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN MADE.

I couldn't care less.

Hey, nobody cares.

I HOPE TO GOT MYSTERY IS NOT AN ACTUAL MEMBER HERE, OR I WILL CUT HIM.

I'll play a song and go back in time! THEN WHAT WILL BE HAPPENING, FOOL!?!!?

I...I can change...