MarvinParanoidAndroid

"That"? "That"?? I think I'll just turn myself off right now.

I'm going to turn myself off before guessing starts, I can't bare it. It's soo depressing.

You think you know anything about space travel? It's all rubbish.

Depressed to make your aquintance.

Happieness? Happieness?? Don't talk to me about happieness, I wouldn't help.

Life is wretched. Life, don't talk to me about life. Would it satisfy you? I'd be happy to stick my head in a bucket of water if it satisfied you. Do you want me to stick my head in a bucket of water?

That's probably a gross understatement. I did didn't I? Do you want me to stick my head in a bucket of water? I have one here.

In my state of depression I seemed to have made a typo. How depressing. I haven't let you down have I?

Depressing.

Maybe it's too depressing.

The least depressing day of the year. Which doesn't account for much...

Don't say that, I know you you're kidding.

Don't worry, it won't.

The depressed.

Don't blame you for the first part. For the second part...