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dude totally i mean i dont know if i would kiss this girl she hasnt been wearing her contacts lately and i hate glasses honestly im afraid that she'll smell or something i hate it when chicks smell bad eww toothpaste and perfume cmon now

hmm talking out of your ass?

do you not know your basic politics? the government isnt a clan and he's in charge its called congress having to pass the vote its not like the president has ultimate authority

wtf is wrong with being pro american

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our high school is playing our biggest rivals and everyone is at the game but me that girl wanted me to go but i freaked out and said i was going to a concert ha ahh im such a dork

oh man gay bah!

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yeah julia your not a virgin are you? im thinkin no

my friend did that one time a guy

i know i have no self esteem

just a hassle ahh im bored im gonna make a pot pie late!

haha arms hmmm legs would be kinda wierd

ahh no! im mad not even her friend but there's another girl that likes me idk shes kinda cute i guess she wants me to call her but ive never even called a chick or hung out with them over the weekend before i just dont even know chicks are too much of a hassle

as in....? or should i get my mind out of the gutter?

cable cable is 10X faster than dsl and 100x than 56k

are you kidding im a total ass online but in real life if a girl approached me i couldnt even look her in the eye

yeah all swimmers shave there legs haha duh at our school they swimmers have a shave down meaning they shave each other

as am i plus i have no self esteem ha

hahah you love it

i know i did that one time it sucked itched like crazyness razor burn like mad i looked like a big baby haha

meaning: shaved legs? nonshaved legs?

you're a girl im asking you!

oh hmmm is that good?

i dont drink tea how many belts do you own?