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i see that kiss icon and i exercise that kissing action! it's so much fun! :D

hey hungry! *waves again* lol post post post! :P :lol:

you're fecom, Fifi!! :-) and hey, looking forward to more jokes from you!!! :wink3:

you're very felcome! and that avatar's really cool as well, actually!! :cool:

oh batman's a good guy...i'll take batman anytime! ;-)

that laf was meant to be right after simon's comment about falling over. :rolleyes: this thing keeps giving me errors while posting :angry: anywho. Congratz, Fifi!!

Lea, here's one for you, since you're into biology and all that stuff... :sneaky: Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't have it, chances are you won't either!

:lol:

omg :lol: :lol: :lol: see u got talent! :D :P here's one from the 21st century! Son, I think it's time we talked about sex. Sure, Dad. What do you want to know?

i was wondering if you were calling me batman...is all :-)

i kept getting booted in some chat 'cuz of other folks :dozey:

LMAO hey so you post your jokes which you can make as mild (and not disturbing) as you want! :-) It's all yours............ *points to the thread* :wink3:

batman? :huh:

I welcomed her to in my jokes thread, but i thot why not make a separate one! :-)

Welcome! Hope you like it here! :cool:

:lol: :lol: good one! :-) and hey!! welcome to this board. I see you're pretty new on here! :cool: Hope you'll like it here!

<<< thinks she's still not quite fully okay yet :/ but it's nice that she noticed that i noticed :-)

mores jokes being added all the time...good ones, all! :sneaky: http://forum.coldplaying.com/viewtopic.php?t=6955

Waitress: What'll it be, mister? Man: Tell you what. I want my eggs hard and burned around the edges. I want my bacon burned to a crisp. I want coffee, very bitter. And when you bring me the food, I want you to YELL at me about how I ruined your life. Waitress: Are you nuts? Man: No, I'm homesick! :P

ermm hello? Can I help you?? :rolleyes: :cool:

yeah, the puns are a bit hard for people who don't speak English as their main language. but surely the light bulb jokes u know... :rolleyes:

get revived...visit the jokes thread! :sneaky:

Light Bulb Jokes: (a few to start with) How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb? - 2.1412 How many Oxford Univ (substitute any univ name!) students does it take to change a light bulb? - None. Oxford looks better in the dark :D How many Coldplaying.com forum subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? - 155. One to change the light bulb and to post to the forum that the light bulb has been changed, 11 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs, 109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs ( :D ), 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs, 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to Coldplaying list, and 4 to suggest that ALL POSTERS READ the light bulb FAQ. :cool:

bonjour is french. for her, it would be 'guten morgen' or 'guten abend' i think :huh:

oh :stunned: tummy trouble eh. good luck, hope u feel better :kiss: