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i'm baking french bread (baguette) and then having some sandwich kinda deal with it for dinner. tomorrow: pizza!

:rolleyes: :dozey:

I believe that's called 'Type A' and it's a childhood set-in or something you would have had since birth. 'Type B' is something you would get if you don't care what you eat...how much sugar you consume, etc. One of my co-workers got diagnosed with Type B just last Thursday :stunned: but he's really old and he was okay with it....his analysis: he's losing his pancreas anyways and soon enough he'll be dead so what does he care if he gets diabetes.... i was like...hmmmm okay. :stunned:

:lol: good one! "Half the people you meet are below average"

:dozey:

Photo in CNN headline news...

I'm getting 'rating-threads-fatigue' :dozey:

They're all in the Jokes thread...go check it out, and add yours too!

Did you know there are female hormones in beer? -There are! When you drink beer, you talk too much, you don't make sense, you cry, and you can't drive a car!

i am original, ain't i? :D so what is 'woot' mean? woot = new-fangled, teeny-bopper way of saying 'what' ? <<< is ready to be enlightened! :P

:-) *hangs out a sign on the back that says: kick me!*

heyyyyyyy!!! Busybeeburns, that was kick-ass, man!!! Two thumbs up!! Way up! :-) :lol: :lol: :cool:

no letters? game?? huh? :huh:

this is a good joke (not bad/adult kinda...) Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, good-looking, and tasteful? Because those men already have boyfriends!

if that's for me then :blush: thanks! :embarrased: and :kiss: back! :D

I'm here. bon nuit, Lea.

Austin's looking up in the sky. A girl walks by. Girl: what are you looking at? Austin (leaning back at the girl): Looking at Uranus!

LMAOOO :o :P :P

you want a joke, lady. Here's one! another insult joke for the guys....(from womens' perspective!) Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd like to have dinner with. :P

that's a shame....'cuz you're purdy! no good guys in Djibouti? :D :P

okay, i hit a big one with that, didn't i!? :lol: :cool: sorry Lea. Well...I dunno what to say now.... :/

Maya...sounds Indian! :-) or maybe Maya as in that character from "Just Shoot Me!" sitcom! :lol: either way, cool name!

awww those are wonderful!! :-) keep 'em coming!! and no, you're not bored! :D

ummm i don't think u got the joke. sorry :dozey: good luck for your exams!

:P Woman's insult to men: I wanted to be a flight attendant because it's a chance to meet men. When they're strapped down.