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:idea2: this can go in the "embarrassing moment" thread of noni! :embarrased:

erm people...post what you get! :P

http://www.hallmark.com :dozey: dunno why i'm answering to this....

1) tiger, cow, horse, sheep, pig 2) dog: loyal; cat: cuddly; rat: pest; coffee: buzz; sea: ship quite interesting!

Supposedly, The Dalai Lama said read it to see if it works for you. Nonetheless, it is VERY interesting. Just 4 questions and the answers will surprise you. PLEASE Do not cheat by looking up the answers. The mind is like a parachute,it works best when it is opened. This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions very closely. DO NOT CHEAT!! MAKE A WISH BEFORE BEGINNING THE TEST!! Warning! Answer the questions as you go along. There are only four questions and if you see them all before finishing, you will not have honest results. Go down slowly and do each exercise as you scroll down. Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along. You will need it at the end. This is an honest questionnaire which will tell you a lot about your true self. PERSONALITY TEST: Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference. a. Cow b. Tiger c. Sheep d. Horse e. Pig 2. Write a word to describe each one of the following: a.Dog b.Cat c.Rat d.Coffee e.Sea 3. Think of someone (who also knows you and is important to you) that you can relate to the following colours (do not repeat your answer twice. Name just one person for each colour.) Yellow Orange Red White Green 4. Finally, write down your favourite number and your favourite day of the week. Wish for something you REALLY WANT. Look at the interpretations below: (but first before continuing, repeat your wish.) Question # 1: This will define your priorities in your life. Cow Signifies CAREER Tiger Signifies PRIDE Sheep Signifies LOVE Horse Signifies FAMILY Pig Signifies MONEY Question # 2: Your description of dog implies YOUR OWN PERSONALITY. Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner. Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies. Your description of coffee is how you interpret SEX . Your description of the Sea implies your own life. Question # 3: Yellow: Someone you will never forget Orange: Someone you consider your true friend Red: Someone that you really love White: Your twin soul Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life Question # 4: You have to send this message to as many persons as your favourite number and your wish will come true on the day that you put. This is what the Dalai Lama has said about the Millennium-just take a few seconds to read it .... and think. Do not put away this message, the mantra will come out from your hands in the next 96 hours. You will have a very pleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.

hahahah that's a girl's drink! all those malt beverages! :P

:kiss:

hahahah may be so, Nonitaaaaa! Ian, I never tried Fosters yet. How is it? :cool: I've got Sam Adams Light at home this week :smug:

Pretty mama? :stunned: *gotta see Laura's pics!* :o

mandy, when are you next gonna get into one of those moods where you start posting your sexy pics on here?! :sneaky: :D

hmmm you're quite a girl, joyce! :D ;) :P

that's the truth! ever seen Braveheart?! :/

:lol: :lol: Noni I am not responsible if you ask your boss and then get fired! :sneaky: :P :lol: :lol:

getting to see people's thoughts! :lol: :lol:

no, I've seen another story of how F.U.C.K. evolved.... Fornication Under Consent from King (or something like that)...since in earlier centuries, kings in the yUK used to have first sex with every bride that got married under their jurisdiction...even before the husband got a chance... :dozey: :angry:

i'm kinda in double mind now about starting this thread... :shifty:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: why are some folks not seeing the point of this thread...which is the 16 reasons joke... :dozey: :angry: thanks Nonita! :cool:

the 16th and 17th centuries, before commercial > > fertilizer was invented, large shipments of manure > > were transported by ship. It was shipped in dry > > bundles because in dry form it weighed a lot less > > than when wet-but once water hit it at sea, it not > > only became heavier, but when the process of > > fermentation began, a byproduct which is methane gas > > was formed. It didn't take long for methane to build > > up below decks and the first time someone came below > > at night with a lantern, BOOOOOM! > > > > Several ships were destroyed in this manner before > > somebody figured out what was happening. Once they > > determined the role that manure played in the > > explosions, > > > > everybody began stamping the bundles with the term > > "Ship High In Transit", so that the sailors would > > know to stow it high enough off the lower decks so > > that any water that came into the hold would not > > touch this volatile cargo and start the production > > of methane. > > > > Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T," which has come down > > through the centuries and is in use to this very > > day. You probably did not know the true history of > > this word. Neither did I.

I bet you didn't know this... chemistry/chemical engineering involved in S.H.I.T. :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: comment allez vous = how are you? (I think..!)

wine! :idea2:

:angry:

:wink3: :smug:

sure thing...sounds like a plan! :cool:

:dozey: :P