Mrk

*back from latin homework

If I'm not alive, then I'm dead If red isn't red, then it's another colour If I'm not awake, then I'm sleeping If I'm not old, then I'm young If I don't get angry everytime my neighbours' dog barks at 4 AM, then I'm a patient person If I don't get lost, then I have a TomTom If this song isn't saying something obvious, than it isn't obvious But since it's obvious that this song is obvious because the song's title is "The Obvious Song", then this song is obvious

it's a dumb song I'm making

Wow, that's a great retrospective post! :surprised:

Just remembere that I have to finish "The Lapalissade Song" aka The Obvious Song

maybe not that much

the moral is very deep, no?

THE END

moral: you should never pick up a mushroom in a field where the army made nuclear experiments

the boy was arrested by the army

day

the next

and the bird returned to its original form

a whole army was shoop'd

SHOOP DA WHOOP

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH

HE FIRED HIS LAZER

and suddenly...

into his mouth

to charge energy

so he started

but it did nothing to him

said bomber dropped a bomb on the pterodactyl's head

the army sent a nuclear bomber