Brent

Jesus was an actual person, so it's not like it's fiction.

I love sounding pretentious on the internets

That's assuming he manages to reproduce with something. Virile semen requires active neural signals: An area in which he is clearly lacking.

Like, I'm a double-major in chemistry and biology, but my minors in english and math say that I also know about Thoreau and calculus.

Well it just says basically that you have a sort-of solid background in something.

I met this guy once who was really mean who also liked men. He must be a closeted straight guy.

I think I gain like 10 pounds when I go into the pop tart aisle. Just being in their presence radiates calories through my skin.

I somehow managed to complete a math minor. I don't even remember any of it : (

Reilly you must be straight because you're so mean.

He left it in the last orifice he was involved with.

And dirty fish eggs :angry:

omg poor Dee

It is, but it's not like it's a crippling expense.

I worked out like hardcore yesterday for real

Ew I have an apartment. I only lived in the dorms for a year. It's like 3/4 mile or something. I'm just so lazy right now. I am laying in bed because my apartment is so cold so cold

I need to go to the gym but it's so far

I don't care for them

cool

Wow France really sux

no you

I remember that She's leik so smart or something omg

um um ummm

I made a poll

Git ur own :angry:

Nothing. I'm sitting on my bed typing on this computer. Yourself?