Brent

I'm blessed to know everyone. I'm blessed to have a roof over my head and I'm blessed to have a group of friends who care. I'm blessed to have a family, I'm blessed to have an education, and I'm blessed to be healthy. I'm quite lucky. I consider myself an optimist, and if that makes me super gay then so be it. Next thing you know I'll be dressed in drag wearing a feather boa lip-syncing Lady Gaga songs for singles. You know, since I'm optimistic. That's called being immature. Probably because you box yourself into an awkward chasm of a social situation, not admit fault and snowball the issue because you're too proud to admit you said something stupid. So, in other words, it's not me: It's you. I'm getting defensive here because this guy to me deserves a lot of respect: It has nothing to do with anyone's sexual orientation. And for you to imply that there's any perversion there is grossly inappropriate and pretty offensive to me. He's a good guy, and to equate that to him wanting to "fuck" me is pretty ignorant.

I think this Jawr guy wants to have sex with me

Wait straight men can't be friends? Crap I must be REALLY gay then.

And gay men are the most perverted of all, naturally.

Anything sex-related is gross to me. Well it's more like meaningful romance. Like, I can see two people having sex and be like whatevz but then if I see two people like looking in each other's eyes and kissing and smiling and stuff it's so gross.

Ew now I have to think about that.

New flavor idea: Pop Rocks Pop Tarts So has anyone here made out with someone while eating pop rocks? I totally have. It was awkward and strawberry-flavored.

I wonder how this would be a different discussion if he were straight or female.

That was totally appropriate. I can tell you're just full of tact.

Naw I'm wet. Wet 4 U Okay that was awkward

Well aside from this lovely / horrible debate, since someone bumped my thread I'll give you an update. I'm pretty good friends with this dude now. We hang out quite a bit and he always strikes me as one of the most interesting people I've met. He's quite the fellow. Anyway, I actually had the opportunity to go to one of his sermons. While I rarely attend church I leapt at the opportunity because I thought it would be pretty cool to see a friend do something like that. HOLY CRAP he's a good minister. He got everyone excited to worship, he was approachable and even went through the trouble of shaking the hand of each and every person attending the service. You could tell that everyone really identified with him. So, all in all, it was a pretty positive experience. I probably won't go again, just because churches make me uncomfortable and it's so early in the morning. But I'm thankful to have been able to experience it. I eventually asked him how long he was there after the service, and he stuck around for about 10 hours to spend the day with a group of church-goers who lost their child in a miscarriage, when it was completely optional. I waited around to see when he would be finished, and I gave up after about an hour. He seemed really, really eager to help despite his co-ministry (I don't know if that's what they're called or whatever) leaving their problems until the next business day. Aside from that, he's just been a really good, genuine friend. In fact, I don't think I've ever had a friend who actually, genuinely cares when asking how my day went. It makes me feel bad, because I'm most definitely a shittier friend than that. Oh well. I'm really blessed to know him and he never fails to humble me.

Well they think you're dry :snobby:

How nice of you. Thanks. I think.

And the world keeps spinning, somehow.

The smores ones omg

Neither does easy cheese :disappointed:

And it was supposed to say "penpal" :angry:

Please don't deep throat me.

They're too much work.

I'm attractiver

OW STOP YOU FUCKING MORON

Merriam-Webster:

If you jack off with your left hand it's like someone else is doing it. Not that I would know because I don't do things like that. I feel weird No comment I feel like everyone around me is a pervert and I'm just kind of here trying not to be a pervert but then people think I am anyway.

But Reilly is weird though He's no moron, however Especially not one of the "fucking" variety

Okay fuck you guys I'm going to the gym I'll do some hand exercises