Brent

Something in this classroom is beeping It sounds exactly like a flatlining heart rate monitor DRIVING ME INSANE STOP PLEASE

Well you're in high school lulululz I don't even think they block the pr0n in college

Hi I'm in physiology class We're learning about how your cells are all like freakin' out when they touch glucose Like it's not that big of a deal but they get all uptight and shit

k be are be

My goal in life is to malpractice and blame it on someone else

I wanna sig that maybe

brbz I gotta walk to the hospital so I can go to class. Can one of you carry me? It's super cold and I'm lazy

No not really

We can stalk Martin

okay I will

I'm gonna write in graffiti on a bridge in the park But something cooler and less introspective

I'm thinking about moving to tha streetz

Whatever. Everyone there has a kickass British accent

I don't think anyone likes where they grew up. After med school I'm peacing out of Missouri. I'd like to go somewhere with a bigger city than STL

Missouri sux I wish I lived somewhere kewl :disappointed:

^ Why can't you just say that?

Which city do you live in? South, I'm assuming?

If that.

Here it only takes like six inches

Snowpacalypse was like a year ago Took about a freaking month for the snow to melt

Why is that LOL?

Ugh fine My school is lame. Well during snowpacalypse we got three days off which was unprecedented. But that was like 3 feet of snow and everyone was like omg

Wait you had school off for a snow day with no snow? That makes sense.

What is it? Gimme.

We can't be friends because the internet says no :disappointed: