Brent

Well me and Emily are going to get gay married there. Want to go to the gay ceremony?

Ugh we're the worst

What do people outside of Missouri say about Missouri? What's our stereotype?

It's right next to my state

BUY ME STUFF BLAH BLAH BLAH

I hate girls they're the worst

Want one :kiss:?

Not in Iowa, New York, DC, Vermont, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Connecticut. Let's get gay married there.

I can't wait till we get like married and stuff We should get gay married and make each other's wieners hard all the time

YAY WE LEIK MATCH :cheesy:

:saw:

I've never hallucinated before. I just proceed as if everything is normal but really I'm dead inside

Bitch I cut u so badd

I've never been broken up with :vuvuzela:

I'm a chronic insomniac but it's never been this bad so early in the semester. I think I'm going insane. :freak:

I just took a sleeping pill. I have the opportunity to sleep for six hours and I'm not fucking this one up. I didn't sleep last night or the night before :disappointed:

I'm lost again

YEAH wait

That's weird. Well. I wish you the best of luck. You clearly wear the pants.

Rudy is kind of a bitch

qwerty

Rape :uhoh: Me--->:kiss: :chris: <----Martin

i don't even want 2 use words jdsfa dsfhjun awe rrwqo;i ??

okay i dont wanna use capital letters or punctuation either

:surprised: you SHOULD