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MaxRide

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  1. asdfghjkl; ORANGE JUICE SALESMAN DR. JEFFERSON JEFFERSON John Green. :wacko:
  2. Actually, all of the songs that I know how to play (and am learning) are really easy. :lol: asdfgfdkxjkdxhgfksjdhzg :snobby: Hopefully, I won't miss 8,000. :P
  3. Lovely. :p Oh, and I apparently passed 7,000 without realizing it. :lol:
  4. Psh, I'm learning Fix You on the piano, and I already know Clocks, The Scientist, Amsterdam, and Postcards from Far Away. :phu: But aslkhdtfsdhgjdsh :awesome:
  5. You mean past the fence, out of your backyard? :lol:
  6. YES THANK YOU :dazzled:
  7. Hello Evil Lady at the grocery store it seems that you don't know what the express lane's for It says twelve items or less But you're exempt from that I guess And your Don't make me kill you over twenty five cents I'll give you a freakin quarter if it makes that much difference And you just remembered something you forgot to get OK... that's it, I'm gonna kill you That's right I'm gonna kill you and possibly your whole family too All I want is some courtesy some kindness and maybe an apology If you don't get out of my grocery line I'll do scorpion's fatality and rip out your spine I'm usually a very peaceful person but I'm gonna kill you I just wrote a note to a guy down the street who recently invested in a giant SUV it said "I hope you know that we're fightin' a war so you can get your fat ass home from the grocery store If you don't trade it in, I'm gonna kill you" Yeah I'm gonna kill you with a car bomb in your H2 I don't think it'd be too much to ask for you to be a bit less of an ass I suggest you reinvest in a Honda Fit If you don't, you're gonna regret it I'm usually a very peaceful person, but I'm gonna kill you It's 3:00 AM and my neighbor upstairs is actually worse than my worst nightmares He had some friends over for some late-night Red Rover And now...yeah...they're practicing tap dance Yeah I'm gonna kill you and all your loud-ass friends too I don't think it'd be too much to ask for you to be a bit less of an ass If I don't get some peace and quiet I'll put you on a strychnine diet I'm usually a very peaceful person but I'm gonna kill you. :lol: Those are Hank Green's lyrics.
  8. Then remove your dad from the yard. :blank: Basically, if John and Hank [Green] had any textual communication while the Brotherhood 2.0 project was going on in 2007, the one who had sent the textual communication had to do a punishment. John's punishment one time was a combination of eating/drinking a blenderized Happy Meal, waxing his legs, and licking the head of a cat (which apparently difficult to do when you live in Indianapolis...where there are very few cats :lol:)
  9. Holly and the Luyas is his gospel band. :lol:
  10. Hypothetical band name: Moe and the Lawns. :lol:
  11. Then let the crow remove and digest (I can't say chew, for obvious reasons) the sapling. :nod: Ew...John (earlier) ate a Happy Meal he put in a blender. :sick:
  12. Do you care about the sapling? Let me correct that statement: I just finished August. :lol:
  13. Good to know, Alex, good to know. I've been watching Brotherhood 2.0 ALL DAY. :sweatdrop: I'm on August. After four days. :dead:
  14. No, elastic fantastic. :phu: (inside joke with Taameen :lol:)
  15. Yay, Amy is back! :awesome:
  16. That reminds me, I really need to take a shower....:P
  17. :lol: Hi David! :nice:
  18. Well, 5 PM in everyone's own time. :P Well, then, listen to it! :P
  19. Listen to all of the songs by them you can. :lol: But it's tomorrow. :blank:
  20. Why is everyone eating dinner at 5 PM today? :lol: Bye for now!
  21. Thank goodness. :P :nod: :dazzled: COME ON, BABY FRAN DON'T LET IT BREAK YOUR HEART :lol:

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