MAFE

MAridito!! tu te perdiste no??? vagabundio! ahaha

But Denzel Washington is a great actor and he's not ugly!!!

Not even his voice... eewww :sick: look at his face....AND HIS WIFE :disappointed:

I know Cammu!!!! :D What about Marc Anthony?? that's more disgusting!!

Romances??? yeah right....he can fuck up the romance with any of his songs!! :sick:

para mi ya nada es imposible!! Dream Theater viene, ya tengo mi boletica y voy al concert!!!! asi que weeeeeeee.....pa mi que si viene!! Tu futuro esposito...eres un ingrato!! no se ha conectado sumerce aaaah???

I went to a gay bar! :D

eewww...Luismi with his ugly fucking songs!!!

That's no feos Cammu...is asqueroso :laugh1:

I prefer the Hoff :sick:

MWahahahha Cammu!!! :lol:

And what about the Governator??? :lol:

WTF Ren??? :(

This is so funny... Colombia is the only country that doesn't celebrate Valentine's day....at least not in february... First of all is in september...second...we're not worried about "find a Valentine"... :sick:, third, is not properly called Valentine's day...we prefer to call it "Love and friendship day"...third...we celebrate it all september and we have huge parties about that...so thank god Colombians dont get depressed everytime that this day is comming! hahahahahah.... IM SO PROUD!

Steven Seagals tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Steven Seagal does not sleep. He waits. Steven Seagal is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. The chief export of Steven Seagal is pain. If you can see Steven Seagal, he can see you. If you can't see Steven Seagal, you may be only seconds away from death. Steven Seagal has counted to infinity. Twice. Steven Seagal does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Steven Seagal goes killing. Steven Seagal blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets. Steven Seagal is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Steven Seagal, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

for men too??

IS IVONA!! MY IVONA...I MISSED YOU SO BAD!!

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot. :rolleyes: :D

-Bogota -Lima -London -Sydney -Zurich

We use in colombia for cool "bacano" or dude "parce"

Its a thread and i have the right to post that im not agree!!

MAN IM SO FUCKING AGREE WITH YA!!!! I repeat...this thread is really stupid!!

what a stupid thread.....

MY ASS!!! :D

addicted to music and internet....