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snow patrol-ways and means

What do you call a chav in a suit? The accused What do you do if you run over a chav? Reverse just to make sure What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing." How do chavs knock on a door? They Bang it What do you call a Chav in the dock? Guilty. What to you call a pregnant Chavette? Underage mother.

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What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What you lookin' at?" How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it. Two Chavs are in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out? Up the gary. :cool:

franz ferdinand-take me out

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so everyone... how does it feel to be 35? :P

michael-franz ferdinand

michael-franz ferdinand

ive only bought a real lotto ticket once :D

franz ferdinand-40'

this is funny! im now the same age as my uncle :D

yeh ive aged 18 years in one night wow! :lol:

look everyones age is 35!!!!! :lol:

hahahaahahaha,hes probably bought like 75% of the tickets already :lol:

on who will win the (Coldplaying) lottery i think albie :cool: :P

jenny was a friend of mine-the killers

andy your a star-the killers

all these things that i've done-the killers

somebody told me-the killers

smile like you mean it-the killers

ahhhh yes! :cool:

ahhhh yes! :cool:

manchester? :lol: