nellie

:lol:

awww cheerz hun :embarrased:

^you can say that again

did i say that..?

who...*looks around* :P

you like riding cars...riiiiiiiiight :rolleyes:

erm...no...

moi [i think itll work..]

LOL, you are so observant :P hi-di-hi!

woah, whered this come from :blush:

^so true... :rolleyes:

erm..ok :huh:

that i need a painkiller

bleurgh to any form of smoking :sick:

hohoho :rolleyes: :lol:

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

even non funny jokes?

:lol: hilarious...

Hehe, not your traditional joke but it got me laughing! THE PAP SMEAR This is for a laugh for all those women out there who so look forward to that wonderful time once a year when they get to be "intimate" with their OB-GYN doctor! In Sydney, Australia , one of the radio stations pays ($1000-$5000) for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one netted the winner $5000. "I was due later in the week for an appointment with the gynaecologist. Early one morning I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9.30am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8.45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to make sure it was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket. Donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" But I didn't respond. When the appointment was over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my six-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mum, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it." :lol: post your funny jokes here :D

one of a kind of what i wonder...

thats my thread outa the window *glass smashes* :P

would you kiss the mirror or somethin.. :idea2:

niiiice...so romantic :rolleyes: :dozey:

ive seen bigger :lol: