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Get wasted completely! Have a threesome, with two girls :lol: Tell my parents how much they piss me off :lol: Buy the largest pizza possible! And burn everything I detest!

That brings me to say I hate people who enjoy stitching other people up! It's a lame thing to do! :angry:

Oh I thought this was the 'rate the avatar above you' thread :lol: my mistake :lol:

One of my mates threw a cauliflower at some moaning, old bitch. He didn't mean to. It just flew out of his hand :lol: And I got the blame :(

^ 10/10, only because it is a Coldplay song.

It so annoys me because it distracts me from my job! I feel like smacking some sense into them! :angry:

Well done Eli :) :rolleyes:

^ 1/10 because I can't work out who it is!

I work on the fruit and veg department in Sainsbury's, and I hate customers who come up to me and ask me where the cucumbers are when they are the first thing you see when you wak into the shop!!! :angry: It's annoying for me, and it makes them look stupid!!!

Can anyone help me? All suggestions welcome :cool:

^ Love is messing with his mind, and I don't now how to help... < Pompey fans are know to be the most supportive? v Is this girl form the forum?

Brucu's gone offline :( I hope she's ok...

^ Has never considered being gay! < Yes it's hot still!!! Will say a prayer for Burcu too :) v When do Man City come to Pompey?

Naught naughty Bart, hang your head in shame! :P

^ Is worried < Wants to cheer Burcu up, as she's feeling very down! :( v Have you ever had a lesbian/gay experience? :lol:

I want sex but will never get it :lol: But I wouldn't sleep around, iIwould wait for the right person to share it with. I'd rather not have a one night stand. No emotions are involved. One night stands are over and done with at the click of a finger!

How strange! It's really hot, dark and grey, thundering and lightning but no rain! :/

Oh well wishful thinking on my behalf won't do me any good... I'm useless when it comes to being loved! :(

:o :/

Well I haven't even been kissed :embarrased:

^ Is looking forward to see Coldplay < Is still going to Coldplay v Have you been speaking to Burcu today?

^ Is offline < Is Nellie's secret lover ;) :lol: v Where's Burcu? :(

I'm never going to get any action! :(

Radiohead - Karma Police

Where's my darling Burcu? I miss her :(