Ceckers

Why does she have back pains?! :thinking: :wink3:

Your brother has some nice mates by the sounds of it :rolleyes:

Gotta be up at 5.30 for work :cry:

A fear of bugs?! Even ladybirds?! :uneasy:

Finally... it has been decided the bitch is dead! Shame Paris Hilton and Miley Cyrus are still here! :rolleyes:

After Eight mint... Then my finger, picking the goo out of my teeth :rolleyes:

No I am talking about tobacco... I've never smoked and never will but I don't mind the occasional whiff of weed :D

Nick fuck off calling me Mark... I have a name, it's Rich.... And yes I can be sarcastic too I have ya know.... :dozey:

I think she was thanking us cos her thread has got quite a few replies :rolleyes:

:laugh3:

:wacko:

Ok your grasshoppers can be lettuce instead :P

You said 'ew' at Mark calling me Dicky, and I said that it wasn't a reference to the male genitalia :rolleyes:

And the herbs were grasshopper legs :laugh3:

:uneasy:

The smell of a fat spliff is enough for me :smug:

Not enough obviously! :dozey:

Spaghetti Bolognese, but with minced centipede not minced beef?! :rolleyes:

Sod off then :rolleyes:

Fantastic news :rolleyes:

Rick?! Surely! :dozey:

I created it last year! I think Mark bumped it :thinking:

Torture them... pull one leg off at a time :rolleyes:

I forgot I even created this thread :confused: For the record, I don't smoke!

Not you :nice: It was another play on words! ;)