BostonRob Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 >The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle >Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. > >At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "since you've >been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed >the world, your reward is, you can hang out with >anyone you want in Heaven." > >Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, >"I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur >to the Throne Room, and introduced him >to God. > >God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you >were the one who invented Harley motorcycles, eh?!" > >Arthur said, "Ya, that's me..." > >God commented, "Well, what's the big deal about >inventing something >that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and >can't run without a road!" > >Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, >"Excuse me but aren't you the inventor of woman???" > >God said, "Ah, yes." > >"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, >you have some major design flaws in your invention. > >1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end > protrusion; >2. It chatters constantly at high speeds; >3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much; >4. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!";; >5. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust > >"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied >God, "hold on." > >God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a >few words and waited for the results. The computer >printed out a slip of paper and God read it. > >"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," >God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, >more men are riding my invention than yours." Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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