Inti Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Honour of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....) On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one) On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Oh my ...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
labell Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 :lol: On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." :lol: my personal favourite :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
labell Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 hahahah i concur. actually On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bijeli_Miš Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 That sound stupid, but they do that to avoid getting sued. I remember some women sued Mcdonald becouse the coffe was hot or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAFE Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 heheheehhehehe :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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