Honour of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

 

 

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

(darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

 

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)

 

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."

(and that would be how???....)

 

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(but it's "just" a suggestion).

 

 

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."

(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

 

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."

(...and you thought????...)

 

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

 

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

 

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(and...I'm taking this because???....)

 

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."

(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

 

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

(talk about a news flash)

 

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

 

 

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one)

 

 

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

(Oh my ...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

:lol:

:lol: On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

:lol: my personal favourite :lol:

hahahah i concur.

 

actually

 

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

 

 

 

 

:lol: :lol:

That sound stupid, but they do that to avoid getting sued.

I remember some women sued Mcdonald becouse the coffe was hot or something like that.

heheheehhehehe :lol: :lol: :lol: