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A nound couldnt work in tena thinking about the dildo chair 2006....

 

Amen Jesus :wacko:

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didlo chair 2006 calendar

i'm a noun of the thid millenium

inch'allah

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a dildo chair of 10 inches....is all what missa want...

Esther aka Madonna is gonna pay 10000000000000 pounds for the third millenium noun calendar! :thinking:

The Cabalah is not working!

kabbalah :disappointed:

i prefer didlo chair guru :nice:

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Mararishi Mahesh Dildo or Guru chair! :wideeyed:

That's intense

I know how to use imaginationregative! :ears:

imagination life is your own creation :lips:

Come on barbie let's go dirrty :nice:

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imma horny girl in ma horny world...its of plastic...its fantastic :wideeyed:

you can fuck ma head and make a sodomy :thinking:

 

 

 

oops parental advisory needed :kid:

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you can fuck ma head and make a sodomy :thinking:

 

 

 

oops parental advisory needed :kid:

 

 

no Jeffo fuckingparentaladvisory here....

Le sodomy is in my blood!!! Coldplay give me le credit :thinking:

chris martin sodomised

:thinking:

 

 

 

it would open his mind a lil more

and improve his lyrics

perhaps

 

 

 

for next album...ten :wacky:

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you're le new producer...

talk about le dildo chair advertising... :wideeyed:

we need an sponsor :snobby:

tena still sponsoring

also gilette mach 3 and lada

no need for more

:snobby:

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Donatella Versace is le manager

she does the best...

she wants a Coldplay sponsor! :snobby:

yeeerk donatella versace

it's old :snobby:

i want creative people

i'm gonna hire lotta :wacko:

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Hire Lotta as our publicist...

No more Versace with her oxigenated hair :snobby:

better like that yo :kid:

 

commercial stuff is for you :nice:

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no! that0s why we need lotta...

im only a user! :wacko:

a testor you are

don't deny :furious:

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a testor or a teaser... :wideeyed:

you choose or shush!! :inquisitive:

not teaser you ain't a movie or you're a porn one

a night in mafe :lips:

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No porn with plastic dildo

better natural dildo but no porn!!

not Paris Hilton attitude :snobby:

ashley simpson attitude then

ewwww :E

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Ashley Simpson is a fake or fuck :wideeyed:

Background dildochair :wacko:

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bratz dolls or drool! :wink3:

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