A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbour strolls over. The neighbour tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds. Finally, the neighbour asks what the problem is.

 

"Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse."

 

"What kind of question?" the neighbour asks.

 

"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly."

 

"That's easy," says the neighbour. "You just say, 'Of course I will'".

 

"Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.'"

:lol: she still should be fllaterd

you're always making jokes!! that's cool :blush: :lol:

woman can be so mean...;) :P

:lol: , i dont think so, i think id be offended if someone cold me fat old and ugly lol,

 

wait they do.. :lol:

haha... :lol:

haha... :lol:

 

Never trust in a vegetarian? hahahahahha :lol:

Never trust in a vegetarian? hahahahahha :lol:

 

glad you like it.... :cool: :lol:

Never trust in a vegetarian? hahahahahha :lol:

 

glad you like it.... :cool: :lol:

 

 

heheheh yeah! very original! :lol:

cool joke! do you think them up yourself or did you hear it sumwhere