The male stages of life:

 

Age. Seduction lines.

17 My parents are away for the weekend.

25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.

35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.

48 My wife is away for the weekend.

66 My second wife is dead.

 

Age. Favorite sport.

17 Sex.

25 Sex.

35 Sex.

48 Sex.

66 Napping.

 

Age. Definiton of a successful date.

17 Tongue.

25 Breakfast.

35 She didn't set back my therapy.

48 I didn't have to meet her kids.

66 Got home alive.

 

 

- The female stages of life:

 

Age. Favourite fantasy.

17 Tall, dark and hansome.

25 Tall, dark and hansome with money.

35 Tall, dark and hansome with money and a brain.

48 A man with hair.

66 A man.

 

Age. Ideal date.

17 He offers to pay.

25 He pays.

35 He cooks breakfast next morning.

48 He cooks breakfast next morning for the kids.

66 He can chew his breakfast.

17 Tall, dark and hansome.

that bit is certainly true!! :sneaky:

how much bling did you get for that?

No idea - I don't do it for the bling!!

lol thats a wickedly true thing!! well stereotypical but i suppose it could be true, basically anyway :lol:

And YOU aren't in a position to relate to ANY of them yet!! :P

i can watch the world and see what people are like ... o thats not fair .. most of mates are 17 .. im just one of the youngest in my year :(

So THEY can tell you, then!! :P

i'll be 17 in august .. oh come on i know what it feels like to be in a relationship etc. i'm experienced :D