A stupid joke because im in a stupid mood!!!

[MAFE]

hahahahah what? :stunned:

[Sam]

MAFE' date=' that 25 year old girl was you wasnt it.[/quote']

 

no hunny! i have a natural dildo!! :D

 

d'you think you should see a doctor about that.

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding :P

[RICK8]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D

[Sam]

albie? :sneaky:

[MAFE]

WTF?

if you say albie 3 times he's gonna shows up!! :o

[MAFE]

MAFE' date=' that 25 year old girl was you wasnt it.[/quote']

 

no hunny! i have a natural dildo!! :D

 

d'you think you should see a doctor about that.

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding :P

 

WTF? ahaahha

[colduser]

A son in law with batteries...

 

 

A man came home from work, thinking no one else was home yet. As he hung up his hat and put down his briefcase, he heard loud moans coming from his oldest daughter's bedroom. Not quite sure what was going on, he crept stealthily up the stairs, tiptoed down the hallway and gently pushed open the door, to find his daughter lying flat on her back on her bed with her bra pushed over her breasts. Her knickers were around her ankles, her eyes were closed, her mouth was hanging slackly open and she was rubbing a Rabbit vibrator feverishly between her widespread thighs.

 

Shocked, he blurted out: "What the hell do you think you're doing?" Visibly shaken, but unable to stop so close to her orgasm, his daughter yelled at him to get out and shut the door.

 

Her father stumbled down the stairs in a daze and sat in the living room, appalled that his beautiful daughter would abuse herself in this manner. Ten minutes later, his daughter walked in dressed in only her bra and knickers and admonished her dad for not knocking before entering, and then said: "Fuck it, dad — I'm 25 years old, I don't have a boyfriend, I've never had a boyfriend, and I probably never will have a boyfriend. But I have needs, and I have to take care of them, you know?"

Her father said: "Listen — you just haven't had much luck with boyfriends. I'm sure you'll get one soon."

She replied: "No, Dad. It's not gonna happen. I'll never ever get married. That's all. I'm sorry to disappoint you."

 

A few weeks later, the daughter came home early one afternoon to find her father sitting on the living room couch, with a gin and tonic in one hand, and her Rabbit vibrator in his other hand, watching TV. "Dad!" she yelled out. "What the fuck are you doing?"

 

Her father casually looked up over his shoulder at her and said: "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm having a drink with my new son-in-law."

 

I didn't see this before. Funny shit :lol:

[MAFE]

YOU DIDNT?? I THOUGHT YOU DID!