MAFE Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?" "Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Oh, shit mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops" WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?!" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fuckin' ass it won't be Coco Pops." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
putainfromage Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintcity Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 :lol: :o Sounds like me as a kid...yeah right. :o :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJ Fox Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Good stuff MAFE! On a related note, a friend of mine went to one of these seafood parties. She pulled a mussel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAFE Posted December 13, 2005 Author Share Posted December 13, 2005 WTF? hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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