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Who Are You Really?

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180px-Bureau_du_Conn%C3%A9table%2C_Saint_Br%C3%A9lade%2C_Jersey.jpgI am a Constable, a person holding a particular office, most commonly in law enforcement.

 

A constable has the legal powers of arrest given to him or her directly by a sworn oath and warrant, rather than being delegated powers that he or she has simply because of employment as a police officer.

 

Technically this means that each sworn constable is an independent legal official rather than simply an agent of the police.

 

It also means that all sworn police officers of all ranks in these countries legally are constables, since it is from this office that they derive their powers, although the term usually refers to a police officer who holds no rank.

 

:rolleyes:

Constable you say? (gollum) That Baggins. He stole from us, precious. He cheated. Do you know where he is?

really?

 

Who am I really?

 

that's a good question

 

I think I didn't find myself yet

 

see yesterday I was the dreamer and today I like disco music like Jimi hendrix

 

and go half naked to a beach party

 

all because of my dad

You are not who you think you are!

 

I'll tell you who you are!!!

 

You are a Communist!

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You are not who you think you are!

 

I'll tell you who you are!!!

 

You are a Communist!

 

are you talking to me Mr Colorado or whatever you are called

 

tell me what you are:)

are you talking to me Mr Colorado or whatever you are called

 

tell me what you are:)

 

I am a phallus!

hes a fucking retard

eh steve

 

*shoots at Eh Steve!*

 

You are dead, you fucking zombi!!!

 

*dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah*

nope youre what is said you are becaue i said it first!

eh steve

man really

 

I always wanted to meet a phallus

 

according to what I am:

 

I got the impression as if I was a part of a group of pervs

nice cap gun there mister

eh steve!

IM GOOD AND I?M BETTER THAN YOU

Hello!

 

My Name Is Harry Butter! I Am 47 Years Old And I Am Homosexual! I Live In Scotland, But I Am American! Nice To Meet You All! :)

 

Let's Fuck, Boys! :)

Well hello you kids

 

I'm a juicy grandma from jamaica

 

i can shake my booty, ya know'

if you want pancakes, just ask, alright?

you look like a HUNDRED

 

Silly! :)

 

I Know You Are Gay! :)

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