During our endeavors in the city of El Dorado, an assassin by the name of Gabis, member of the Nomad's Guild attempted an assassination on my dear Lord and High King Halcon Macbrea. Needless to say this attempt was in vain. This "man of the shadows" was stopped in his tracks and was later hunted down and executed at the tavern with writ in hand as well as a truth speak induced confession anounced to the public within the vicinity. He was then executed by the hands of Tyriel Isengard of No Quarter after being sentenced to said execution by myself, Alastor Mo'sea, Brehon of Albion. As Brehon (Judge, Jury and keeper of law) of the Lands of Albion I deem hostile actions of this nature towards my Lord and King as offensive and intolerable and is punishable by Public Execution. This will NOT and NEVER will be tolerated in the eyes of Albion.

 

The reason I address the realm on this matter is because no Lord of any land should be subjected to these actions in any manner. I warn all countries and Kings to be wary of this assassin Gabis for he will "attempt" to strike when least expected, regardless of his skill or aptitude at his said "proffession."

 

As for any King or Lord who suffer at the hands of other assassins who might actually succeed with their mission and intentions. I urge all countries to seek out help from following four men:

 

Tyriel Isengard of No Quarter

Alastor Mo'sea of Albion

Mac Mo'sea of Albion

Absolom of Laconia

 

Despite any hostilites you may have or show for any of us four because of past engagements, I plead that you look past this in the name of a Realm free from the grips of the shadows. We four strive for the same goal and wish to help any King in need, be it for a hunting party or a Ressurrection, we all practice in the arts of White Magic and will do whatever is necessary to prevent such atrosities.

 

Too many Kings have fallen to the hands of these creatures and we all feel it is time to step up and strike back for whats right and just in this world.

lol what?

I can't quite keep up either.

Friggin spam...:dozey:

Sorry, I signed up for the Darkon message board because it is fucking hilarious, and then saw that and almost died of laughter (literally ROFL). I felt I had to share it.

oh :lol:

Next time,don't bother......:lol: