Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Coldplaying

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Tell me something about you that I don't know

Featured Replies

Also, I'm going to the doctor tomorrow because I nearly pass out everytime I stand up D:

 

man that sucks

i'd go to my doctor but he is an absolute idiot

  • Replies 25.1k
  • Views 773.5k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

I hate it when I can't find something online

i've had three ops and had morphine every time afterwards. the first time was absolutely amazing and i just had vespertine on repeat until i forgot to breathe and almost passed out (they gave me this thing where you can press a button and the morphine pumps into you so i just kept pressing it haha). the other two times i just felt a bit sick and woozy.

 

Haha :laugh3:

You know, you have to not eat anything for some hours before the operation, and when I got something to eat afterwards, and I had got the morphine I started crying because I was so hungry :laugh3: It's so weird.

i woke up in some random room afterwards where they must put you before you come round from the anesthetic and lola by the kinks was playing on a radio and i was singing along to it really loud without realising until the nurse started laughing. and then i started laughing. for about a minute.

 

yeah, the not eating thing sucks. i had a no drinking for ten hours (apart from sips of water - and i hate water) the other month

Bahaha :laugh3:

I woke up in this room with some old people, not remebering anything, and I was like

"What. In. The. Fuck."

Because it just makes me really mad when things change and I think something is or isn't going to happen but it does or doesn't. :freak:

I sometimes hit my laptop when it's slow

The first time I heard Michael Buble's cover of Mack the Knife, I totally misheard the lyrics.

I heard:

"Where a semen bag's just a'drooppin' on down

That semen's there, it's there for the weight, dear"

 

And in reality, the lyrics are:

"Where a cement bag's just a'drooppin' on down

That cement's there, it's there for the weight, dear".

:blank:

I couldn't ride a bike or tie my shoes until grade 6.

I couldn't ride a bike or tie my shoes until grade 6.

 

how old is that?

i didn't get my cubs badge (scouts but for younger people) for cycling because i wouldn't ride one handed to signal

it annoys me when people misinterpret what i say and get it in their heads that i'm the bad guy.

My procrastination skills have gotten much, much worse (better?) this year...

I have cold feet

My doctor told me today that I have a low blood pressure.. :thinking:

An I have to not eat anything for eight hours again on Thursday, because I'm going to some lab wih some blood thingy thing D:

I'm off to watch The Simpsons.

Create an account or sign in to comment

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.