Your mom is so dumb, I told her to do the robot, now R2D2 has AIDS

Your mom is so stupid it took her 4 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies

^I never heard that one before :awesome:

 

:smartass: you have big feet.

you're so ugly that when you were born your mom had to tie pork chops around your neck just to get the dogs to play with you

you're a facking ashhole

You're ugly.

:o no I'm not :snobby:

 

you have the neck of a giraffe, hairy.

You have the face of the ass of a hippo

guzzling jizz monkey

Annoying.

Trampasaurus Rex

Nobody likes you.

skankahussahookerwhore

you have cooties

wank­er

Asshole

The sight of you makes me want to vomit.

You're a tw­at

Your a retard for liking cake So MUCH

You're a retard for thinking I like cake, and for misspelling "you're"

You're stupid because there's no period in your sentence.

You smell like fish.

You smell like dead fish.

You look like a dead fish.