CELEBRATION! It sounds so pretty.

 

It's a Great Horned trying to get itself some ass. I think its mate will be here soon unless it died over the winter. Then we can listen to TWO Great Horneds trying to get themselves some ass! :cheesy:

 

Summer is a beautiful time of year for us. :wacky:

HEDWIG!

Great Horned =/= Hedwig. :snobby:

HEDWIG IS GAY.

Hedwig's a chick in the books but played by a male in the movies, so yeah, Hedwig's actor is totally homoseckshual.

HEDWIG IS A TRANNY.

I wonder why it always flies away in the winter. I guess we only have hardcore rodents in the summer?

 

I saw it during the daytime once, getting mobbed by crows. It was fucking gigantic. You don't realize how fucking gigantic these things are if you just see their shadows swooping around sometimes. I mean this fucker is huge. Like if it flew sideways its wingspan would be higher than a midget. It's fucking gigantic. I thought I knew what a big bird was like cuz of our macaw but NO I MEAN THESE THINGS ARE HUUUUUGEEEEE.

 

Just sayin'

HEDWIG HAS A GIGANTIC ONE.

 

Lol, you see how I'm just being all troll?

Lol yeah it's lolzy!

 

I decided I wasn't tired, sorry I abandoned you on MSN.

 

I know it's a female, too, or the one we have is (she usually either brings a male with her or attracts one using her sexy vocalizations I guess) coz she's so GIGANTIC, and also coz her call rises in pitch at the end of each mating call. Am I smart or what. :smart:

 

I really don't know what her issue is, though, they don't get it on typically until at least November but she always does her mating calls during the summer... wtf? Sometimes we can hear her during the winter like you're supposed to be able to but either she stays basically on the move or she's completely quiet for most of the year. I think she's establishing her summer territory right now or something.

 

I really like owls, which is why I'm getting so geeky. I think they're amazing.

She doesn't have a pee pee?

Alejahandra, I hate to break it to you but no birds have pee pees.

 

She nests in an old red-tailed hawk nest in a tree in our front yard. It's badassed. She's just like, "I'm to fucking cool to build a nest, I'm going to take this old enemy hunter's nest and rase mah offspring hurr"

 

Idk what happened to the red-tail though. I think when its mate died it left.

 

(I'm really on top of our backyard wildlife. I'm like fucking Ranger Rick.)

 

edit: Technically speaking, a couple of species of birds have penises, but only really the ones that don't fly very much. Sorry to misinform all the Junior Wildlife Rangers out there.

 

edit dos: I'm not sure why I feel obligated to explain this, but besides the obvious large not-flying birds, many species of which have penises, several species of waterfowl have penises but it's my understanding that they're, like, retractable, and get stuffed back into their cloaca after mating so they don't increase air drag. It's speculated that waterfowl tend to have penises so the water doesn't wash away the sperm when they get it on on a pond or whatever.

 

edit tres: Also, in several species of bird, the male has a phallic organ but it isn't technically a penis because they are not usually ejaculated through.

Sarah, I'm so disappointed.

What? My knowledge of bird genitals didn't impress you enough?

Noes. I'm disappointed cos they have no pee pee.

Go find a swan, male swans have absolutely massive pee pees. Almost as big as mine.

You have a pee pee?

A HUGE pee pee.

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhL2HRAVKZs]YouTube- Harry Potter - Hedwigs Theme[/ame]

 

I can play it on piano. The middle is a hoot.:rolleyes:

Jesus, I almost forgot I swore to stay eleven till I got my letter from Hogwarts. I guess I am too young to date, my dad's right.

Pee pee's song.

Pee peeee peee pee pee peee PEEEEE peee, pee peeeee peepeepeee peee peeeee. Pee pee peepeepee pee PEEPEEPEEE, PEE pee pee pee PEEEEE peeeee...

LOL, I ruined your thread :P

ROFL, just a little bit :D

Alexa, fuck you.

What the hell have I done?

What the hell haven't you done?