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Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.


Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.


It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.


Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.


It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.


Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.


Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.


If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.


No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark


No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.


In Texas it is illegal for a wife to rearrange the furniture without her husband's permission.


It is considered an offense to shower naked.


All citizens must own a rake



Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp


Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs

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Yes, yes it is.




Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.


A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.


It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.


It's illegal in Nebraska to hunt whales


It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 PM.

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why should the govn't care; you should be able to have sex w/ anything you want to!

yeah, why cant i have sex with a giant robot panda?! hey government! keep your laws off my hot robot panda sex!


Yeah! Right on Babylon! woohoo, I'm gonna have sex with robot pandas and there's nothing anyone can do about it!! :p

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