CityandColour Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. Dogs may not bark after 6 PM. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. In Texas it is illegal for a wife to rearrange the furniture without her husband's permission. It is considered an offense to shower naked. All citizens must own a rake Atlanta Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twin4life Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 :stunned: where did you get that list from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 Dogs may not bark after 6 PM. :stunned: My dog should be in prison by now... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted December 1, 2003 Author Share Posted December 1, 2003 Hahahaha, made me laugh my ass off! I found these on another mb I'm a member of. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 That's an interesting list. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted December 1, 2003 Author Share Posted December 1, 2003 Yes, yes it is. More.... Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M. A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest. It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. It's illegal in Nebraska to hunt whales It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 PM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marie Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 Some of these rules are well funny. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted December 1, 2003 Author Share Posted December 1, 2003 Yes, yes I know. I couldnt stop laughing at them yesterday. Just ask Jess, she knows! She saw me laughing my ass off! :P :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amor_optimista Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 lamo! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 lamo! What did you call me? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babylon bebop Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp ive heard that one! :lol: It's illegal in Nebraska to hunt whales oh shit, i better stash all my land-whale carcasses!! :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountingDemons Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 It is considered an offense to shower naked. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babylon bebop Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. why is that illegal? seems like you would already get your punishment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. And I'm sure it would also be painful... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted December 2, 2003 Author Share Posted December 2, 2003 Because I said so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amor_optimista Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Why would anyone have sex w/ a porcupine anyway!? And if you did want to; why should the govn't care; you should be able to have sex w/ anything you want to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babylon bebop Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 ^ :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 why should the govn't care *Bill Clinton voice* I did not have sexual relations with that porcupine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babylon bebop Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 why should the govn't care; you should be able to have sex w/ anything you want to! yeah, why cant i have sex with a giant robot panda?! hey government! keep your laws off my hot robot panda sex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sally_ Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted December 2, 2003 Author Share Posted December 2, 2003 Right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amor_optimista Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 why should the govn't care; you should be able to have sex w/ anything you want to! yeah, why cant i have sex with a giant robot panda?! hey government! keep your laws off my hot robot panda sex! Yeah! Right on Babylon! woohoo, I'm gonna have sex with robot pandas and there's nothing anyone can do about it!! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountingDemons Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 why should the govn't care *Bill Clinton voice* I did not have sexual relations with that porcupine. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_scorcho Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 :lol: I love those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted December 3, 2003 Author Share Posted December 3, 2003 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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