December 1, 200322 yr Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. Dogs may not bark after 6 PM. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. In Texas it is illegal for a wife to rearrange the furniture without her husband's permission. It is considered an offense to shower naked. All citizens must own a rake Atlanta Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs
December 1, 200322 yr Dogs may not bark after 6 PM. :stunned: My dog should be in prison by now... :)
December 1, 200322 yr Author Hahahaha, made me laugh my ass off! I found these on another mb I'm a member of. ;)
December 1, 200322 yr Author Yes, yes it is. More.... Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M. A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest. It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. It's illegal in Nebraska to hunt whales It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 PM.
December 1, 200322 yr Author Yes, yes I know. I couldnt stop laughing at them yesterday. Just ask Jess, she knows! She saw me laughing my ass off! :P :D
December 2, 200322 yr Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp ive heard that one! :lol: It's illegal in Nebraska to hunt whales oh shit, i better stash all my land-whale carcasses!! :stunned:
December 2, 200322 yr Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. why is that illegal? seems like you would already get your punishment
December 2, 200322 yr Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. And I'm sure it would also be painful...
December 2, 200322 yr Why would anyone have sex w/ a porcupine anyway!? And if you did want to; why should the govn't care; you should be able to have sex w/ anything you want to!
December 2, 200322 yr why should the govn't care *Bill Clinton voice* I did not have sexual relations with that porcupine.
December 2, 200322 yr why should the govn't care; you should be able to have sex w/ anything you want to! yeah, why cant i have sex with a giant robot panda?! hey government! keep your laws off my hot robot panda sex!
December 2, 200322 yr why should the govn't care; you should be able to have sex w/ anything you want to! yeah, why cant i have sex with a giant robot panda?! hey government! keep your laws off my hot robot panda sex! Yeah! Right on Babylon! woohoo, I'm gonna have sex with robot pandas and there's nothing anyone can do about it!! :p
December 3, 200322 yr why should the govn't care *Bill Clinton voice* I did not have sexual relations with that porcupine. :lol:
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