Who Says The Grammys Are All About The Music?

Commentary on the Grammys: Bruce Springsteen was awesome. It was cool to see Sly, but the blond mohawk should be part of the family of banned.

Chris Martin's ability to duckwalk would've impressed an Airborne instructor at Fort Benning, Ga., even if the Coldplay frontman's singing didn't.

Keith Urban may have taken over for Vince Gill as the finest axman in country music, but I'd still cheerfully fork over $2 of my own money to watch a three-way faceoff that includes Brad Paisley. More? OK, U2 owns everything, so they should start doing stuff for free. Or, as I like to call it, pro Bono.

Mariah Carey won three awards, one for each inch of her body covered by fabric. And finally, the most interesting thing of all: 108 Grammys were awarded and the most common water-cooler topic Thursday was... Teri Hatcher's sheer heart-attack-inducing dress. What does that say about music in this country?

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