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"No Chris, you don't understand, I was giving you a hint," said Guy as his robot brain had yet to get used to the human language called English. (Can someone explain why the name of this thread changed for a few minutes?)

Being shocked that this was the first time Guy had spoken in over 6 months, the band decided to accept Guy's idea

"Well, that's great!," said Chris and Jonny simultaneously, "but what are we gonna call ourselves?"

I know, I just took a long, hard look at my AROBTTH cd but couldnt see it. Then again, I don't wanna be corrupted and see a goat every time I look at AROBTTH

Chris then broke his rule and spiraled out of control on a drunken binge. This made him realize his mistake, so he begged Will to come back.

Chris suggested Will actually go take some real drum lessons.

I meant to say "the unlikely females" lol now I'm just digging myself into a deeper hole. Just know they're the ones you wouldn't think because of their profile pics. Okay, I'm just gonna stop embarrassing myself now

Chris decided to give him a shot, but seeing Will like this made him set a rule that anyone caught using hard drugs or drinking too much alcohol will be kicked out of Pectoralz

I ran away, Batman, and Jonny and the Cake are all females

This made Chris really sad, and he began to think his band was never going to get its feet off the ground.

(I never read the rules, sorry.) Henry turned out to be a disaster after going up in flames one day during a jam session, so Chris went around campus searching for anyone who could play the drums.

Chris and Jonny knew that these guys were good musicians and wanted them to be in their band. But there was just one problem. Pectoralz needed a bass player and a drummer. Guy knew how to play the bass, but Will only knew the guitar. So, in the nicest way possible, Chris asked Guy but not Will to join the band. Guy could not put up with the stupid name as he was too cool for that. So, they needed a new one.

"Hey!" said Chris, "we should call ourselves Pectorals!" Jonny looked at him with a strange face. "No, Chris, that's too weird of a name, I'm never going to be in a band called Pectorals." "You're right," said Chris, "we should really call ourselves Pectoralz....the name is so much cooler that way!"

"Hey, you're pretty good!" said Chris. "How about starting a band with me?"

Woohoo! And I (being a 'Murican) didn't even have to look that one up! Edit: I really should have let I ran away guess this one....she was the one who asked after all...sorry

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Don't know if anyone has seen this before, but I saw it on instagram, and I really liked it

Haha okay!

Sorry to continue the off-coldplay topic, but I'm allowed to poke fun at my own nation, so here: And in no way am I making fun of anyone from outside the US (these pictures do not represent my beliefs), this is purely for fun....if you have a problem with this, just let me know and I will erase it

Hit the nail right on the head

I'm afraid it wasn't sarcastic. We even had stories about it on national news like the Today Show here in the US

They were all like, "wow, I cant belive no one has discovered this guy yet considering his age! That's what I love about Kanye, he really helps people out" etc, etc

Not joking at all. It was quite cringeworthy. I'm sure you can find reports about it on the internet

Haha that was so funny when all the Kanye fans thought he discovered Paul

Stop it, you're making me hungry