Jack

Hey you should charge for this man :P Could get like, some kind of newsletter thing set up :D We could make MILLIONS :D Mwahahahahha!:sneaky:

Well... It depends in what context. I mean, you can see a cartoon of a person's face, and think "if that person was human, they have nice features" like eyes or whatnot. I can accept that. But when someone enjoys looking at pictures of cartoon women in sexual positions and in that context... That's where I go back a hundred metres and draw a thick black line.

That also states that there is 2 defenders infront of the receiver. When infact, one of them is the goalkeeper who does not count to this rule. If the receiver is getting the ball passed to him when he has no defenders (not including the goalkeeper, who can be anywhere it doesn't matter) goalside of him, then he is offside. If he has one defender (not incl. goalkeeper) goalside of him or the ball is being played from a position on the pitch closer to the goal than the receiver is, then he is not offside and can advance with the ball when he gets it. Oh, yeah, and Faceman is right. Can't be offside from a throw in either. But any other set peices. It is about timing, if you are in an offside position when the ball leaves the passers foot, you are offside, it doesn't matter whether you're in an onside position when you actually gain control of the ball.

In his post. I didn't see it at first but I quoted his message to reply and a link was there so I visited it to see. Don't worry you didn't miss anything other than a cartoon in her underwears slapping herself. :\ I stand by my suprised reaction to the fact that some people find cartoons attractive :o

Ohhhh dude.... That's just plain not right.... Take out the image... And, to be honest I'm suprised anyone can be attracted to a cartoon like that.... :\

You will find it 13% easier to pick up guys in bars while football is on. Just stand up and shout "OH MY GOD OFFSIDE REF!!! AHH THAT REF IS A <<insert swearing and needless curse words here>>!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They'll all buy you drinks, at least.

But... is there such thing as a good looking dent? :o

My toothbrush....

I don't think I was ever told. I think I just picked it up while watching and playing. :) At least, I don't remember being told.

Y'know. It's probably simpler to explain the ACTUAL offside rule. You forget the important part where you have to explain that if the friend with the money was standing the otherside of the woman infront, and was to pass the purse backwards to you, towards the direction of the woman infront, this would be acceptable, even if you had advanced to the front of the queue before the purse was passed. :\ yeah the origional offside rule is simpler.

That'd be great :P You never know, if they get understaffed and need a replacement, you can recommend me :P Everyone can. :D Hehe.

heyyyyyyyyy i can spam too I'm in the onethousand posts club :D

You big spammer, you. ;)

I will not comment on that post as I am a calm, level-headed person who does not react to criticism. Just the kind of attributes that would be suitable for a moderator. Don't you all think? :D Vote Kelsen 2006. :D ~~I'll give you a button and a really cool poster for it. Edit: Oh.... That was my 1000th post. :o Damn... I thought I was in the 980's or something :confused: Oh well GRATS TO ME!

Well... Sarcasm is usually really blantant, or funny. That was neither. :confused: I'll go on and assume he was being serious and wait for a really cool anticipated and hopefully pretty exciting response. In the hope that it will make me smile, or frown. :D

Tune in Thursday for the next episode of.... *The Story Of My Life ... * !!!!!!!!!!! In all seriousness, Coldplaying.com is better than TV for drama and stories. :D

I wanna be a moderator :rolleyes: Make me mod plix. :D

Well don't come crying to me when they annoy you to death. :( :P

Uhhh. No way.

That's nice. All of them posting in one thread so I can ignore them all without having to leave it :D

...Now... I'm gonna be a complete geek and say.... a gig of RAM for my PC. :( I've needed to upgrade for months but everytime I get some money I buy CD's or clothes.

I have no idea. I might have registered here before I came on for good. :confused: