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pas de vêtements :dance: :gorgeous::wideeyed:

and everyone else left :disappointed: too much to handle :wink3:

I don't know much spanish but I think you just said "I'm with my pants" :sneaky:

you are interested? :charming:

:laugh3: what translator did you use?

changed :charming:

:kiss: i am sure the french would respect my in depth knowledge of their culture :charming:

no tengo mi ropa :wacky:

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: :laugh3:

you you you butterless croissant!! :bigcry: you fat free filet mignon !! :bigcry:

*hands wallet* me haces inteligente :kiss:

size komik bir insansın :wacky: supposedly turkish

it must be dangerous to order cappuccinos in turkey :lol: :kiss: Ich liebe dich. :heart: actually i realized i dont know any 4 letter french after i said that :uhoh: are you asking me to diss you? :wacky:

:laugh3::laugh3: it means "how are you?" mi cerebro esta explotando :wacky:

:deal2:

i know some 4 letter french :cheesy:

STOP READING MY MIND PEOPLE :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:

mm cappuccino :bigcry: I AM SO HUNGRY

me either, basically :P... como estas julie? :wacky: :sick:

:laugh3: :bigcry:

meatballs :wacky:

i am going to spam my own thread: :disappointed: You weren’t there, My substantive, vitamin enriched omelette croissant, Western- I wouldn’t forget your first name. You lasso me in, every lunchtime hour You catch my eye with those beautiful bell peppers, and the quintessentially American cheese, You curly, puffy pastry. You weren’t there today. Immediately I became frantic, She kept saying, “We have turkey, we have… turkey” But all I want are your round eggs. And that quintessential American cheese, Then she said, “We also have the egg and cheese ciabatta.” Oh, the shame of my lust! The thought of those eggs being beaten into submission, The gooey cheese, creamy, melting in every crevice, Cheddar. I went for it, the pleasure all over my hands, Crumbs of the plain ciabatta left on my shirt, Soft cheddar squeezed between my teeth and tongue, It was a quick event, maybe three minutes. But later on I would regret it. I threw the wrapper in disdain, in a convenient garbage can! My shame overwhelms me… I wonder if you’ll take me back… Of course, they always restock on Thursdays.

she was trying to be classy and combine cross with saints :lol:

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