Best u Can

:bigcry: :wreck:

topic: things that scare you 1. things that jump at me out of the blue

:lol: swweeet!!! :blush:

i think that it's bleeding :bigcry:

:bigcry: you are the greatest on this board :cry: mommy

12 Top Excuses why you're absent from School 1. I was sick. 2. I had to save a child from a burning building 3. I was abducted by aliens on my way to school 4. I was attacked by a herd of angry pink bunnies 5. I had a lobotomy yesterday and I feel fine now. 6. I got distracted by a shiny object. *ooo shiny. runs off* 7. I was in handcuffs all day yesterday being whipped by my good friend 8. I'm whipped my handcuffed friend from 8.00 am to 5.00 pm yesterday. 9. I watched this guy getting whipped, it was hilarious, apparently he wasn't getting any reward, just getting whipped 10. I felt guilty for not giving him any reward, so I gave him all the love for 1 whole day... 11. even if i did go to shool it would be a distraction, because my red butt cannot be seated... it hurts too much

wait!! if you're my mommy then I don't wanna do this!!!!! :cry:

12 Top Excuses why you're absent from School 1. I was sick. 2. I had to save a child from a burning building 3. I was abducted by aliens on my way to school 4. I was attacked by a herd of angry pink bunnies 5. I had a lobotomy yesterday and I feel fine now. 6. I got distracted by a shiny object. *ooo shiny. runs off* 7. I was in handcuffs all day yesterday being whipped by my good friend 8. I'm whipped my handcuffed friend from 8.00 am to 5.00 pm yesterday. 9. I watched this guy getting whipped, it was hilarious, apparently he wasn't getting any reward, just getting whipped :cry:

ewwwww!!! you're my mommy???? mommy!!!!

12 Top Excuses why you're absent from School 1. I was sick. 2. I had to save a child from a burning building 3. I was abducted by aliens on my way to school 4. I was attacked by a herd of angry pink bunnies 5. I had a lobotomy yesterday and I feel fine now. 6. I got distracted by a shiny object. *ooo shiny. runs off* 7. I was in handcuffs all day yesterday being whipped by my good friend

you are a girl! i hope you're not my daddy :cry:

12 Top Excuses why you're absent from School 1. I was sick. 2. I had to save a child from a burning building 3. I was abducted by aliens on my way to school 4. I was attacked by a herd of angry pink bunnies

what happened to all the oil and stuff?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: you're supposed to say things to me while you whip me and i'm supposed to get rewards for bein a good boy!!! :(

12 Top Excuses why you're absent from School 1. I was sick. 2. I had to save a child from a burning building

OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

:o my my, that's quite the item to pull out of your purse :lol: :wideeyed: what are you going to do with that???

*waits in anticipation*

or are you just standing there watching me in fascination? :lol: I mean... am I just gonna stand here?

are you making preparations? :lol:

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalal where's my play.... i mean........ where's gail ? :cry:

wait........ you're not supposed to free me... remember :sneaky:

:uhoh2: ... nothhingg ? ? ?

wait! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :uhoh: i hope nobody sees this

i'm just glad you let me stay in all my regular clothes :wink3: