General Smut

I think King Danny the 1st should be king of the club.

I work in the mailroom, bit of a Mcjob, but its a nice place to work. Lots of pretty students and its by a really cool park where i have me lunch.

some uni.

Boody hell, what a load of nonsense...so Jews should be banned from reporting news or working for tv stations?? Let me guess its ok for Arabs, Muslims, Christians, buddhists, hindu etc but not Jews.

Sure you dont want to come back to london for a few days? I have a job now!

Easy thing to do dont worry (i once ran over someones cat), just hold your hands up, apologise and grovel.

I'm thinking of that picture of Gal, dressed up as a pink fairy. she looks cute in it. :wink3:

10 more days guys, 10 more days

Done! (wont let me attach it..feck!) (oh wait it did attach...guys you missed it!)

Its what you were implying thou wasnt it?

Cheers!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dannywallace/ Sign up, fill the forms in.

I need you to become a citizen of Lovely. http://www.citizensrequired.com/unit/site/index.shtml The leader has demanded we get citizens from every country in the UN. I thought of you. As far as i know you could the first to be both an Israeli citizen and a Lovely one. Same goes for peeps from other far-flung countries.

11 Don't Panic 10 Shiver 9 Spies 9 Sparks 10 Yellow 10 Trouble 10 Parachutes 10 High Speed 11 We Never Change 11 Everything's Not Lost 9 Life Is For Living +High Speed -Trouble

Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?" "A bird," the guy replied. The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here." The police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire." Moral of the story........................ never lie to kids.

There were two gay guy living together. One was more feminine and the other more masculine. The masculine one lacked chest hair and it seemed to become a real problem for him. So, one day he decided to visit the doctor to see why he had no chest hair and if there was something he could do about. Well, the doctor said there was nothing wrong with the guy, and really the only thing he could try to stimulate hair growth was to smother Vaseline all over his chest daily and perhaps the skin would become stimulated enough to produce hair. The masculine homosexual was elated. He went immediately home and smothered his chest in Vaselinel. When his partner came home and jumped into bed with him, he felt the Vaseline and asked, "What in the hell are you doing?" The masculine one explained what the doctor said and waited for comment from his partner. Finally, his partner said, "Don't you think if that was true that you would have a "pony tail" coming out of your ass by now?"

Depends on how you look at the stats. In my view the 'hiding something' doesnt mean that the government did it, but that americans no longer support the Bush administration as they did in 2004.

The last time i did something weird was friday night I Spent some time in the pub colouring in pictures of the Hoff. then i shook hands with a King and promised to go with someone to another pub that serves garlic in everything. drinks and food. Beat that.

so 1 in 4 americans believe that it was the government then. 1 in 4 americans also believe that man never went to the moon Americans arent the brightest, if they hear lots of stuff about a subject then thats what they'll believe. http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/FlatHome.htm If that was hyped up like the 9/11 stuff, 1 in 4 americans would probably believe it. at least.

*Drools*

I'm Neil and i'm a cult member and a citizen of the worlds smallest country.

Gal, i need your help! If you do as i say that picture shall remain hidden...if not then...

The Beatles songs are all over 40 years old - your point? There are still people raving over Mozart. Your point is what excatley?

And logic.

Why cant you stand Rossi?