General Smut

I'm about as happy as a pregnant hippo with piles.

Love is hell thou, i'd rather die then go thru the 'love thing' again

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I was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows i'm miserable now.

Schumacher - Great driver - but had no serious competition other then Jacques and Mika and kimi. Jacques has suffered in a crap car, Mika gave up and kimi blows his engine up every other race. i'm not a fan of Schuey but i think its great how after 90 wins he still enjoys winning. Why hes retiring i dont know. People say hes a cheat - hes done the same as Senna, yet hes the one who gets slagged off. Damon, was lucky - right place, right time.

18 square one 20 White Shadows 26 Talk 17 Speed Of Sound 14 A Message 29 Swallowed In The Sea 5 'Til Kingdom Come +Talk -TKC

Happy Birthday!

^ Thats a classic tabloid article Notice the headline - North Korea Nuke Test Derails Iran Invasion? (quite dramatic isnt it?) then read the article - "could potentially derail the Neo-Con battle plan to carry out air strikes on Iran" - Mmm since when is an air-strike condsidered an invasion?? And the bit about Donald Rumsfield - if you read the guardian link it mentions this - (funny how its the Bush adminstration gets the blame) The reactor deal was part of President Bill Clinton's policy of persuading the North Korean regime to positively engage with the west. Nor does it state what a non-executive director actually is. http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Non-Executive+Director (Ta Da!) Love all the alarmists tones in there, and the fact that it impiles that any big attack on Israel will be down to the US, and what a sensationalist last paragraph! Talk about scaremongering. Still thats the best article the Daily Star have ever run. Wonderfully Spun as well - Alisaster Campbell - are you reading this? eat yer heart out!

"The final price was considered a bargain as, according to head teacher Jay Henderson, stars can charge anything from £60,000 for a picnic to £120,000 for lunch." *Starts saving* - in a few years time i might have enough for lunch with Audrey Tatou.

Ryan Adams has the right idea - Love is Hell.

They took off the Live8 tickets.

1. Amsterdam 2. Talk 3. Clocks 4. Dont Panic 5. Fix You 6. High Speed 7. Hardest Part 8. Yellow 9. Shiver 10. Low 11. Green Eyes 12. White Shadows 13. Politick 14. The Scientist 15. Square one 16. Twisted Logic 17. God put a smile on your face 18. A rush of blood to the head 19. Sparks 20. Parachutes 21. A rush of blood to the head 22. Trouble 23. Daylight 24. I bloom blaum 25. Life is For Living 26. Speed of Sound 27. How you see the world

Les Miserables. What does it mean in English anyway?

17 square one 15 White Shadows 23 Talk 16 Speed Of Sound 16 A Message 29 Swallowed In The Sea 14 'Til Kingdom Come +Talk - TKc

Ive said it before and i'll say it again, Coldplay have the prettiest fans.

Get up windows task manager and make sure firefox is closed down and not working, then try again. Try that first, cause sometimes firefox plays up and if youve got it running when you think its not and you try and open it then it comes with the default thing.

What is it? is it doing anything? how do you know is a trojan and something else?

I cant get over her.

How does one make false bids?

love is bad

Love is a bastard and we can all do without it. Sorry in bad mood, (see my ebay thread)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2-NOEL-GALLAGHER-TICKETS-LITTLE-NOISE-LONDON_W0QQitemZ230036279821QQihZ013QQcategoryZ58737QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem What a c**t. I hate that person. There is no emoticon to describe how i feel.

What were you expecting exactley?? and yea theres 9 million bicycles in bejing. Fact. Miss talking to you

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2019582.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife A musical condom designed to play louder and faster as lovers reach a climax is to go on sale in Ukraine. Grigoriy Chausovsky, from Zaporozhye, said his condoms came fitted with a special sensor that registers when the condom is put on. It transmits a signal to a miniature speaker in the base of the condom which play a melody. He told local media: "As the sex becomes more passionate, it registers the increased speed of the movements and plays the melody faster and louder."

Ahoy!!! How are you?