grace on the water

“If you get a permanent marker and you draw six squares on your tummy, it gives you an abdomen. From a distance, the girls will be impressed – let me tell you that from experience.” - Chris Martin. Yea i love that one!! heres a few more.. INTERVIEWER: So has being a married man changed you? CHRIS: Umm...I dunno...well I am not gay anymore. "And the reason we’re happy is that I just found out I got that job as a lawyer. So two weeks from now, its over!" – Chris "As much as I love to talk about my relationships, I won't tell you about my two-week affair with Usher." - chris Interviewer: “Have you heard the shock music news that Brian has left Westlife?” Chris: “No, does that mean there’s an opening?” Interviewer: “Have you ever seen Tom Cruise? I heard he’s really short.” Chris: “Apparently he walked past but I wasn’t looking down.” Interviewer: “Anything you want to say to your fans so far?” Chris: “Both of you should be in bed!!” “There was a copy of Miz magazine in the car. And I opened it and thought ‘this would be interesting - I wanna find out some tips about kissing boys and stuff.’” OOO man! i love chris. He cracks me up big time! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: HAHAHA!!! I love Chris's humor!!! I crack up everytime I read these!!

Thanks SOOO much! ;)