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Naughtyfig

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Everything posted by Naughtyfig

  1. woohoo..go Senor Peed!
  2. ahhaahha..
  3. psss..ahhaaa..no
  4. Isnt this brotha just FINNNEEEEE yall? Dont answer if u're a hater..aight?!
  5. what fucking drugs are u on?
  6. *gasps* i can`t believe you killed a spider!!!! how could you!!!! they`re so cool!!! maybe because one bit my friend and she almost died..
  7. well so far I like the roots..phrenology.. I'm senile I cant remember anything..oh wait radiohead is good to... havent been to any concerts yet.. Dans whats happening yo?!
  8. I'm going to have me some huge arse meatball subs and some french fries in a mion..YUUUmmmyyyy
  9. ahhaha...awesome smilie there
  10. lol at the thread topic.... last night I killed a massive grey spider...trying to get in under the front door...I showed that sucked no mercy.. I got on of those stove lightters and torched its ass.
  11. LMAO @Imran.. bwahahahahahahahahahaha
  12. ahahhaa.... u 2 lil luvv birds crack me up.. :P
  13. ouu Louisiana..I want to come down to Mardi Gras one of these days..
  14. hey Imran.. why dont u personally deliver the chocolates to her..mmm...maybe u could feed it to her
  15. 1. got up horny 2. took a bath 3. watched crampy tv 4. wrote a poem 5. slept. 6. had a pervertedconvo. 7.and now I'mposting
  16. Be honest with me Stop leading me around in circles Like Alice through the looking glass This wasn’t in the job description Want me to leave I will My heart is too weak for this sort of struggle You know you have clinging on to your every word And it just feeds you doesn’t it And you just love it I pack my bags I want to leave But I’m not leaving Its been on my “things to do list” from since the get go You just know me soo well It should be illegal --------- Your voice So deep and soothing Drives me insane When you draw close And rest your soft lips behind my ear mmm…I stop being You just suck me in And your poetic weapons do it soo well I close my eyes mmm…. And I’m in sweet ecstasy Your touch Deadly even before I feel it Your skin is so soft and smooth.. Your fingers always know where and how to grace me They send tingles down my spine My thighs quiver and anticipate your next move Your lips are soft Oh so desirable mmm… I sweat See the tiny droplets glide down my back I know your tongue is dying for contact My body trembles as your warmth and strength consumes it My breathing heavy My mind wild with imagination My hair wet and dripping My heart jumping for joy My soul taking in everything for what it is before it fades away You know what words to leave lingering on ears The touch lingering on my body The kisses lingering on my lips…my forehead.. mmm... You just know how to break me…. -----------
  17. just had some guiness and rum..oye the heat
  18. taalk about heat... yesterday I was freaking burning up..and I have a cold..I was soaking in my tub for eons....I looked all shriveled up
  19. will and grace is hilarious... since sig Mr.Bond

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