bellynelly

chips

Yesterday night I went to the bar, it was really crowded. Suddenly, chris

squares

I like that one!!!

got to be Guy!!!

If theres a rocket tie me to it - snow patrol

1. Yes - Coldplay 2. Tears dry on there own - amy winehouse 3. strawberry swing - coldplay 4. bedshaped - keane 5. Mr writer - stereophonics 6. long division - death cab for cutie 7. on a day like today - keane 8. step on my old size nines - stereophonics 9. love is a losing game - amy winehouse 10. If theres a rocket tie me to it - snow patrol

open road - gary barlow

adele

pretend that your alone - keane

Don't panic - coldplay

hard-fi

no do you like kids movies?

newton-le-willows, merseyside, england

locks

nope Crawl - kings of leon

Dakota - stereophonics your favourite time of the week?

dough

flame turns blue - david gray

lost - coldplay

robyn

fiddle

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped! Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills. "That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything. Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard. Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe. Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah. When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling the pillow because fondling is really retarded!" After all that, Guy was feeling weirded-out for witnessing Chris humping Abe the centipede on Abe's muffin in the hole. Jonny decided according to the Abe that Hotdogs aren't pigs. But mountains are pointy. Thus........................................... um, ergo... Suddenly, Chris rubbed Jonny's hamburger from a distance. "Omnomnom my burger," he groaned. Then Michael pondered humping, but died mid-hump and cried. Confuzzled? Yes. No. I am a tortoise. Tomorrow is probably the most dreadful day in the lazy dollhouse. Guy ran towards the KuTe and lifted the skirt away from Will's doll throwup. He yelled, "ICKY! ICKY! ICKY! He stroked my toe!". It licked Guy's napkin until warthogs felt

hay

all comes true - tom baxter