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I'm kind of already doing it. I wonder if he even notices :lol: Ahaha, i'd love to be a REALLY annoying person and do this: Get all steamy with him and when he's ready to go for it and starts to go further i'll go like "ow, sorry, i forgot that you prefer wow over me. Well, no need to worry, I'm sure the game is better at giving you satisfaction than i am :kiss:"

Weird..is this really your dog? I have this pic on my pc.. i just wonder why :thinking:

It's so pathetic that i can't compete with a game. I knew it was a bad idea when he started to play (a few months ago) but i never seriously thought it would go this far = him playing several hours a day, not having time to see me. And if i go see him he'll spend time with me for a few hours tops and then go play, like wtf? I just might bring out the big guns 1. I refuse to see him when he wants to see me (usually late at night because his daily routines are so fucked up) 2. Refuse to have sex 3. Refuse to go over his place 4. Delete that pointless game 5. Send an angry letter to the people who invented it (i'm sure they've got tons of letters like that already hahaha "You bastards! I don't have a partner anymore!!") So, any other WoW widowers out there?

i've used that killer machine twice now and i can't wait to reach that stage.

Hahaha, you thought they'd really work? :lol: I just googled it and those things look pretty damn useless..

Oooh true. It could be fun to try that! Shaving is easy and painless but it's annoying because the hair grows back waay too fast :shifty:

Which one do you prefer? Waxing Epilating Shaving I just epilated my legs. It wasn't that bad. Next i'm gonna do my bikini line, i'm a bit more scared of that. I usually shave my legs and wax my bikini line but i got an epilator for christmas so now i've got to use it..so yay for the pain! Feel my pain, girls (and guys) :disappointed:

that good, eh? :tongue:

Rolle has lived in 3 houses.

Wow, a serious conversation! Nice work, people. I actually sort of enjoyed reading something serious for a change!

Gotta show off just a bit :wink3: Well, c'mon! For the past 3,5 years i've been whining about never getting laid so fuck yeah i've gotta show off! I'm so not gonna get preggers though. And if i do, it's a BLESSING! Actually those were my condoms. I've told him at least 3 times now that he's gotta go buy condoms that are suitable for him. I think i'm gonna lock my batcave if he doesn't buy any :snobby: And wrong again, i'm usually a cowgirl. How come i only remember the oral sex part? The thought of someone going into my backdoor is just disgusting though.. Not gonna happen any time soon.. I don't really get why someone would even like to do that with a girl..? God created other holes for that kind of actions. Well, lick me instead plz:whip: True Agreed. There's threads for pancakes and all sorts of crap, There's gotta be one for my sexlife as well. Agreed I don't like the sound of this. Disagreed True. I had to get that off my chest. I never knew condoms are such useless things. People need to know the dangers of them!! You all know me too well :wacky: - - Hmh, although i did mention that i got laid 3 times in one day and gave an impression that all we do is have sex, that's really not the case. And to be honest, it was getting a bit boring after a while. We still have a long way to go till i don't get bored during the whole session. I'll come back to report when my sex life has reached the level of AWESOMENESS!!

Well actually we ended up having sex twice after that. One the second time the condom got fucked up AGAIN. So on the 3rd one i was like "what the hell, i need to go to the pharmacy anyway. Thanks for the HIV, babe :kiss:" I don't trust in condoms anymore. I'll probably end up getting my whole vagina removed. He actually has expressed his interest in backdoor action. I've been strict about this and told him to get a boytoy to do that with :nice: Nothing goes into my backdoor. Not even the mailman.

why do i have a bruised knee?

i'm still drunk. And it's 7:32 am WHEEOO I also had sex with my bf. And the condom decided to get broken. HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH!! Fuck you all, gonna have to go to a pharmachy tomorrow morning.. what a fantastic way to spend a hangover day!!

I just had an accident as well. Her name will be Madonna. - - - no really, i've nearly hit a few cars during the 1 year 2 months i've had my license and it really makes you feel crap. Glad to hear nothing serious happened!

Have more sex. with my dog

Nibbling is for cowards. True guys and gals rip them off. Like Mike Tyson! I'm also pleased to see so many people agreeing with me about the effects of alcohol :nice:

alcohol makes events much more exciting and less predictable! You never know who's gonna jump off a balcony or try to eat someone else's ear

Nathan singing "I want to stick my penis in you" in 4 octaves starting from D minor

Whow, i feel old now. Although i know i'm not that old. Yeah i most probably will get drunk. Myeah, who am i trying to fool, i am getting drunk anyway. Gonna be in a house full of drunky people so it would be silly to even try not to drink :nice:

Ouh..sadly, i disagree with that :(

No i'm not. It's a true story. I want to share my story with you all to warn you about the dangers of computer world!!!

Don't do it. You don't want to play WoW, you just think you do. My boyrfriend started to play it, i haven't seen him in 4 weeks.

-26°C :dance: DROWN IN YOUR WATER Bohahahahhaha

hmh, apparently it's -20°C :freak: BUT i'm gonna go outside anyway..and wear tons of clothes :wacko: It's sunny too so it's prettay