Corner Kid

netmeeting or msn messenger

LoL... nooooooooooooo

i dont believe you have met "the chad"

wha? are you talking to me? or "the chad"

what about your daily record? ever try to go for the gold? If curling is an olympic sport, then masturbation should be too

oh man.... I never realized how much sexual innuendo was in this song... The original "Itsy Bitsy Fuzzy Wuzzy Worms" song is bad enough... probably even worse than my parody... Nobody likes me Ev'rybody hates me Guess I'll go eat worms Long, thin, slimy ones Short, fat, juicy ones Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms. Down goes the first one Down goes the second one Oh, how they wiggle and squirm Long, thin, slimy ones Short, fat, juicy ones Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms. Up comes the first one Up come the second one Oh, how they wiggle and squirm Long, thin, slimy ones Short, fat, juicy ones, Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms.

morning wood sucks sooo bad

it has to be brought up sooner or later.... and I'm going to be the one to do it... Ok, Masturbation... How often? Location? what do you think about?

no cold showers for me, I'm all about hot and steamy showers

lol, this is going from the Coldplaying forums, to the Playing forums

me too

me too

i love the word "Poonanie," it sounds Italian *Italian* Hey, you-a like-a the poonanie? Come on, try it, say it with an italian accent, like you're doing an Olive Garden Commercial or something... or you're an italian waiter giving out the specials... "Yes-a we-a have-a the succulent Poonanie, tis Exquisito!"

<--- Sponge Bob Boxers... and... thats about it...

King Missile! that song is hilarious

oh no, not one of those "as seen on TV" magic pebbles, they're just screwing you out of your money

I'm surprised no one has started a "penis appreciation" thread ok, i said too much

haha, i dont think i can fill the pool in time (its empty, we just opened it and drained it)

i think we seem to be on a "sex-related thread" spree

I love the expression "Over-the-shoulder boulder-holder" I've always called it that since I was a kid

and NO I'm not playing it at my concert

Ok when reading this, you have to sing along to the tune of "Itsy Bitsy Fuzzy Wuzzy Worms" Soft Silky Smoothe Round Mounds - By Little Nemo Everybody Loves Em Everybody Wants Em I want to see some mounds Little Tiny Cute Ones or Great Big Juicy Ones Soft Silky Smooth Round Mounds I love nipples Nipply Nipply Nipples I always want to play But the "over-the-shoulder boulder-holder" always get in the way Show me the first one Show me the second one Oh how they wiggle and bounce! I wanna grab them I wanna taste those Soft Silky Smoothe Round Mounds!

slutty outfits scare the chad

ok, I finished the song, anyone wanna see it? haha, but I'm warning you

I love my bed, its a California-King-Size Heated Padded Water Bed Thus why I sleep sometimes for 14 hours a night