The Mad Hatter

Hmm, it censors "******" but not "wanking" and probably not "wank"? :thinking:

Shut up, you ****** ******.

oh my god i need to do this russian oh my god i am really horrible at this language so far i know it's because i'm not trying but still

What gets censored?

i'm not afraid to fuck up anymore. i'm still making bad choices. you'll always be afraid, and you will never face yourself, either. you'll never see yourself for who you are.

sleepy i don't want to go back to class tomorrow :| i just want to sit in my bed foreverrrrr church woo

My mom's birthday is on that same date. :wacko:

i wonder if anybody remembers all the bill kaulitz spam

I ate half a container of Nutella the other day. lol. I couldn't do that with bacon. :/

This is the internet, so I will tell you. My dad keeps hurting my mom. In a dirty old man way. Wherever he works, he ends up sexting/being inappropriate with the college-aged girls he teaches...and instead of divorcing him, my mom keeps letting him do it. She has a history of depression and I know that if she keeps on like this, she's going to be back how she was...she never left bed...I'm in college an hour and a half away, and only my brother would be here since my dad lives close to Washington, D.C. and isn't here during the week...and if they split, he wouldn't be here anyway, and he might try to take my little brother with him if my mom does become depressed. Anything that happens from now on is going to hurt her more. I don't know what I could do an hour and a half from home, and I can't go to school in town because there are no classes I can take here anymore. Killing myself probably isn't the best choice, but it's the easiest. When I write it all down, it sounds stupid, but it's just...one more thing... tl;dr My dad is a prick and my mom is probably going to go back into depression.

^lol, my grandfather used to serve spaghetti for every thanksgiving. i thought it was completely normal for the longest time. :laugh3:

I'm going to go die and I won't feel a thing.

:disappointed:

love me :(

WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOOOOPELESS PLACE WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOOOOPELESS PLACE this song is so mind numbing

YES?

no

It lays over my gum a lot in the back, and I feel like if I touch it, it's going to fall out. D: Yessss. It's Vincent. =D I knew you would...good thing I didn't care.

Yo homeskillet dawg biscuits, what's up? I get to have orange pee for like three more days and it's totally awesome. Yeah, I just announced the status of my urethra to all of you crackas. I stopped flushing because orange pee makes me feel like a superhero. I was like, "FUCK Y'ALL MY PEE IS ORANGE!" Just kidding, flushing is my second favorite thing. Bitches don't know 'bout my infection! Man, the pope is getting involved in my favorite TV show and I'm starting to feel like the show's going to get really stupid. I mean, Catholics are cool, but once you involve Catholics, there's no more evil because Catholics are like the Christian military when it comes to demons and shit. No more evil means no more show. I saw a fox the other day. It was a total fatass. I don't really come here that often anymore because I'm too busy having orange pee and studying Russian. It's harder to learn than French. Not that I've finished learning French or know enough French to even carry an actual conversation, but, you know. I like Final Fantasy. This one time, when I was little, I ran to the bathroom to get a drink from the sink (it was closer than the kitchen) after eating hot ravioli, and I passed out and hit my head off the toilet (the top part, whatever it is, the tank or something) and broke half of my tooth. They gave me a really shitty cap, and like half a year later, it broke off, so I got a porcelain one, and it feels kind of weird and it still freaks me out. I HAVE PROBLEMS MAN Why does my dog keep licking the couch? Anyway. I know Coldplaying isn't my blog, but I just wanted you guys to know this stuff. It was really important. And also I have a girl crush on Tammi. ;D

Biiiird on the run

i know who dat is tammi ur band

my head hurts party soon

tammi i have no friends what do i do

Ke$ha