The Mad Hatter

I got stuck in an elevator at soccer camp. A guy who shaves his arms and legs and to open the doors with his hands. It was stuck halfway to the stop, so we had to jump down sort of.

The rules are more like...guidelines.

Why are you rubbing your tummy? xD

^lol indeed

you look so good when you let it show

Who is Anyway?

there's a mexican bus that drives around my town...they always bus the mexicans to wal-mart on their payday.

this one's the best

your mom's mexican

i haven't really bothered reading any of the posts in here, so i wouldn't know how many people actually care whether or not mr. obama is here or not. rofl.

people. get a fucking sense of humor.

they taste like brown sticky shoe paste

I should change my username to The Escapist to be a douche.

:o

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I influenced them very heavily during the recording of their newest album...however, the title of it escapes me...I don't really pay attention to people riding on my coattails.

I don't. Where is your bathroom?

because that's hilarious

No...we just decided to pretend that it didn't happen.

No, but I've considered having it changed.

my knees hurt my shoulders hurt i'm watching scrubs i'm tired i have geometry homework and what the fuck is his problem? let go of her...you've fucked up your daughter's life so badly. you no longer have a say in your child's life once you've thrown them out of their home.

'cause i use mouthwash I gave my Kate Nash CD to my friend for Christmas...

GTFO

yeah this place sucks. i'm logging out.

I don't remember the last time I cried, but I wanted to cry last night. New Year's depresses me every year. Also, people ought to say what they mean, if they say anything at all. Do you like The Fratellis?