The Mad Hatter

I'm tired of your shenanigans.

I think it's a bit more fun, now that I've scored 8 goals in three games.

THE NEXT TIME MY CLEAT HITS THE FUCKING TURF YOU BETTER SHUT THE HELL UP BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT I HATE WHAT I'M DOING YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND THIS SPORT I TELL YOU THIS ALL THE TIME BUT I GUESS YOU DON'T REALLY CARE FOR MUSIC DO YOU? (snicker) ANYWAY...I AM NOT A LIAR. I SAY THESE THINGS BECAUSE I MEAN THEM. I TELL YOU I DON'T WANT TO DO THESE THINGS SIMPLY BECAUSE I DON'T ENJOY THEM. I HAVE NO DESIRE TO SIT AROUND AND BECOME A WHALE. YOU MIGHT THINK I'M GOOD AT THIS, AND MAYBE I AM, BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE ME ENJOY WHAT I'M DOING. next year I swear to God if you make me play I'll... do something.

"I find it hard to listen to you trying to talk to me about how to become a better soccer player when you haven't played a day in your life. NEVER yell anything at me on the field unless you want me to tell you to shut up." Yes, I did get in trouble.

lmao...that guy reminds me of Alex from Everything Is Illuminated...I guess because his English is not so premium. I can't believe all of the people who got so pissy about that thread. Why can't people laugh at anything anymore? :thinking:

The first signature I can remember having had a furry lobster and then the lyrics for "Parachutes" switched up to be about furry lobsters. And I had a "David, kill the Queen!" thing as my avatar. But I don't know if those were the first ones.

SOLD OUT damn. Well...I know a straight guy who watches Friends. I love "Santa Marinella." I haven't listened to this in a long time.

Liar.

I'm not confused, 'cause once I accidentally a Pepsi bottle.

That's really funny. xD

This weird ink spot on my thumb. I have no clue where it came from. And a list I made last night.

failing isn't funny anymore.

It's funny that you always look really awful before you look really good.

say it.

I wish I would've gotten here earlier. My dad's a historian, he could've written out a page and a half about this. xD

Drank too much chocolate milk. :sick:

evol

Going to a dance. x(

January, not much happened. February, not much happened. In March, I went to a Gogol Bordello concert. Best thing ever. In April, not much happened. In May, I made the color guard and signed away my summer to band. June, school ended. July, endured back-to-back camps, first guard, then band. For the rest of that month, I had morning soccer practices and then band practice right after. In August, I became so ill that I was admitted to the hospital and missed a lot of drill at band practice. Also, my conditioning from soccer died and I was waaaay behind in practices, so I missed the first three games. Had my first band competition, we won best color guard. School started. September, I decided I was absolutely infatuated with a trumpet player. October, nothing really happened. November, school football team went to play-offs, the band got to travel to Morgantown with them twice, it was awesome. I told that trumpet player that I liked him. December, I have many reasons to believe that this trumpet player does not not like me. =P So this year sounds lame, but band really made it the best ever. xD Last year, I didn't really have friends or anything. Now I find myself surrounded by the best, most loyal people I could ever find. Even though this is a pretty lame little snippet of this year, a lot of important things happened. I realized a lot about myself and other people...this year has been pretty awesome.

testosterone = moustaches Damn...that made more sense than I wanted it to.

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update = moustaches

Everything went really well, but I can't help feeling a little disappointed. What's your latest disappointment all about?

meeting him = moustaches

I wonder if I have a southern accent.